Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Thoughts]

 

[kann]

 

[PaulTra]

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Maaaaaan. King of The Hill is one of my all time favorites.

 

[drunkfish3]

What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

Dam

 

[Scap]

As a kid, batman had super vision.
Cause his parents died....

????
I can't seem to grasp what this means.

 

[drunkfish3]

????
I can't seem to grasp what this means.

I think the word "no" is missing.

 

[Scap]

I think the word "no" is missing.

Oh, ok. That would make sense.

 

[jbfurdog]

What does Pac-Man put on his tacos?

Guacauacauacauacauacauacauamole

 

[CigSid]

I think the word "no" is missing.

Exactly!!

 

[Undegreed]

Sunday is a sad day...
But the day before is a sadder day.

 

[Thoughts]

What do you call an espresso with a cold?
Coughee

My wife left me because I was developing alopecia.
Whatever, I don’t care, it’s hair loss..

 

[Thoughts]

This one reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield.

Me and my wife have different ideas of a vacation.

I want to go to a five-star resort on an exotic island.

She wants to go with me.

 

[kann]

This one reminded me of Rodney Dangerfield.

Me and my wife have different ideas of a vacation.

I want to go to a five-star resort on an exotic island.

She wants to go with me.

Of course, I read that in RD's voice...

NO RESPECT!

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[kann]

What do Olympic track-and-field sprinters eat before the race?

Nothing. They fast.

 

[kann]

How does Moses get his morning coffee?

Hebrews it.

 

[PaulTra]

 

[CBoukal]

Not a dad joke but sooo true.

 

[kann]

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^^ Love me some Egyptian humor. ^^

So, last night before bed I said, "Hey Siri, please set my alarm for 0630". She replied, "Ok, alarm is set for 6:30 AM. And don't call me Shirley".

Apparently I left my phone in airplane mode.

 

[Thoughts]

This guy built a wooden motorcycle. Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine, wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No...wooden start...