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The great newbie wars of "05

I told you not to be messin' with certain people.. :p

I felt the tremor in my basement, here in Illinois... And pieces rained down around our area - there was a definite nasty looking cloud in the sky to the north... ;)
 
You're right, you put very little effort into your conclusion. Put your affairs in order because you are now dead man walking.

preembargo said:
With very little effort, our forensic analysis team has compared the posting style of the infamous “MERCILESS” with the posting styles of other known FOGs and have identified key characteristics, while our profilers have determined that “MERCILESS” is a “retired jarhead” ( it should be noted that the profilers were “smiling when they said that”). It is the conclusion of the team that we not only have an identity but also the location of this ne’er do wells’ lair.

I am currently drafting a precision strike against this purveyor of doom. This will be a one of our most treacherous missions to date. So wrought with peril is this endeavor that I will only ask for a small group of volunteers. You must be braver than the bravest; you must have a pure and righteous heart; and most of all, you must have some VERY BIG guns.

Viva La Revolucion!!
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AVB said:
You're right, you put very little effort into your conclusion. Put your affairs in order because you are now dead man walking.

preembargo said:
With very little effort, our forensic analysis team has compared the posting style of the infamous “MERCILESS” with the posting styles of other known FOGs and have identified key characteristics, while our profilers have determined that “MERCILESS” is a “retired jarhead” ( it should be noted that the profilers were “smiling when they said that”). It is the conclusion of the team that we not only have an identity but also the location of this ne’er do wells’ lair.

I am currently drafting a precision strike against this purveyor of doom. This will be a one of our most treacherous missions to date. So wrought with peril is this endeavor that I will only ask for a small group of volunteers. You must be braver than the bravest; you must have a pure and righteous heart; and most of all, you must have some VERY BIG guns.

Viva La Revolucion!!
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You DID read AVB's tag line before you wrote this, right? :sign: :sign: :sign:
Anarchists don't mess around. :laugh: :laugh:
 
Two missiles left NYC today.....

Seeing how I am still a Newbie, who was already "spanked" by a FOG, I decided to try a Newbie....

DC#'s will not be made public... I tried to be as covert as possible.
(I made a newbie mistake and put a return address on it)

The coordinates are as follows:
1. 41.8225, -71.4875
2. 61.1832, -149.7409

CNN's Report on the Newbiew Wars of 2005 click here
 
So you think I'm AVB!?! I'm flattered, truly, as he is an upstanding BOTL!! :thumbs:

But you couldn't be more wrong!! :sign: :sign:

Swissy, when you checked the rubble, did you find fragments of a plain brown package? If you didn't, you might want to check your shelter options again. :laugh: :laugh:

No, my identity remains unknown, my location a secret, my motives.............



MERCILESS
 
Merciless said:
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Swissy, when you checked the rubble, did you find fragments of a plain brown package? If you didn't, you might want to check your shelter options again. :laugh: :laugh:

MERCILESS
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Frig...


INCOMING!
 
Dear Mother,
Today started out well. I received a commendation for my efforts to the cause. Your son is now a war hero! But the happy story ends there mother. As I was walking away from the ceremony, I was hit again! This time the target of someone on the ground...(the enemy usually employs mailbox tactics). To be honest, I never saw this hit coming. There was an expolosion and I was thrown back many feet. Through the smoke I heard their voices laughing at me. I know you wish that I would come home mother. Try to understand, that I would if I could...but I am needed here for the war effort. It seems like every day there is a new victim. But fear not mother. Your son has more than one trick up his sleeve, and this weekend I am going to retaliate...big time. By the time I am through, my enemy will beg for mercy. Please give Father my love, and tell him to stay away from my ISOM's. I love you both.

Forever your loving son,
OpusXfiles
 
My god! Ya go on vacation for 10 days and 16 pages of newbie reach-arounds! :laugh:

Don't you guys have day jobs or something?



Popcorn's all gone, but leftover chinese food anyone?
:teabag:

that said: best wishes on Operation Market Garden lads.
 
Good heavens. You gentlemen have wrought massive and widespread bloodshed. These past 16 pages read like a first-hand account of the Meuse-Argonne campaign.

I mourn for the fallen. They were so young, so untried, and now show the scars of battle. Our thoughts and prayers go with you, young soldiers of the cause!
 
Our intel is sound. We have contracted the same agency that identified Iraq's WMD's which led...to...wait a minute!!!



Merciless said:
So you think I'm AVB!?! I'm flattered, truly, as he is an upstanding BOTL!! :thumbs:

But you couldn't be more wrong!! :sign: :sign:

Swissy, when you checked the rubble, did you find fragments of a plain brown package? If you didn't, you might want to check your shelter options again. :laugh: :laugh:

No, my identity remains unknown, my location a secret, my motives.............



MERCILESS
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ggiese said:
It was a beautiful ceremony, the handing out of the medal of honor. Thankfully one of the FOGS's was there to capture the moment....


That would be Opus X on the left, and "General" pre-embargo on the right...

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Now that is damm funny! :laugh:
 
there's A small package with a directional Vector heading east from here, could be a Bomb, i guess we'll see

who knows where it could be headed
 
BkCloud114 said:
Two missiles left NYC today.....

Seeing how I am still a Newbie, who was already "spanked" by a FOG, I decided to try a Newbie....

DC#'s will not be made public... I tried to be as covert as possible.
(I made a newbie mistake and put a return address on it)

The coordinates are as follows:
1. 41.8225, -71.4875
2. 61.1832, -149.7409

CNN's Report on the Newbiew Wars of 2005 click here
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Ya'know, it' not hard to look up coordinates on the 'net :whistling:
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Cough, ......Cough......Note to leader: Arggghhh....Sir.... (weeze)......I..... (cough cough).....(spitting up blood).......)ugggghhh). I've been......(sneeze).....hit! Sir....it was ...nnnnn....anonymous......(hack...arg).......but I managed.....to....(ach).......track the zipcode..........(placing gauze on wounds)........it was.......Sandy Utah!........a worthless attempt to stop me.........but my birds went out Monday Eve......(cough cough)....the deviant will be sorry in a day or.....two.....(ach)......(more blood spitting).......thank God my testicles are still in place........Sandy Utah will....(ack)....surely pay.........(reattaching left nipple)........oh the humanity.......


Bomber X, down but not out!
 
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