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The great newbie wars of "05

camaroon4me said:
Cough, ......Cough......Note to leader: Arggghhh....Sir.... (weeze)......I..... (cough cough).....(spitting up blood).......)ugggghhh). I've been......(sneeze).....hit! Sir....it was ...nnnnn....anonymous......(hack...arg).......but I managed.....to....(ach).......track the zipcode..........(placing gauze on wounds)........it was.......Sandy Utah!........a worthless attempt to stop me.........but my birds went out Monday Eve......(cough cough)....the deviant will be sorry in a day or.....two.....(ach)......(more blood spitting).......thank God my testicles are still in place........Sandy Utah will....(ack)....surely pay.........(reattaching left nipple)........oh the humanity.......


Bomber X, down but not out!
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I got hit by the same fortunatly for me my neighbors and family I have been working around the clock reinforcing my mailbox so the damage was minimal but he will pay I will help to avange you my brother in arms. SOMEONE WILL PAY!!!
 
momentary threadjack:


I'd like to take a moment to say welcome to all the recent newbies I've yet to say hey to.
Thanks for checkin us out, hope ya stay around.

:thumbs: :thumbs:
 
bfreebern said:
Yep heads up James Drive, LOL.
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Crap- there's another inbound!! Better re-assemble to command post in the shed ... or rather what's LEFT of the shed.

With any luck it's pass me and blast Eagle River!
 
BTW,
one of the 5 that blew me off the map was also zipcoded to Sandy Ut...

Hmmmmm.. now WHO could that be....

Sad they're using my birthplace to bomb me from! Bastids....
 
Tenpin said:
Targets received and locked in.
Ordnance will be picked up by a co-conspiritor from the USPS in the am.

Tracking is as follows:
-0103 8555 7493 5913 8352
-0103 8555 7493 6962 4111

Expect damage assessments by Wednesday.

May G*d have mercy on your souls

Pvt Tenpin
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Tracking Radar confirms that one of two targets select over the weekend was successfully hit. Second target acquired and bomb enroute. Awaiting damage assessment!

Pvt Tenpin
 
Well, Hello Boys and Girls! It looks as though you have been very naughty to each other lately (although some folks like naughty ;) ). I have kept my distance to see how this plays out but now I feel I must step up and take some action! I feel I should warn you that I have friends in very high places and I am prepared to call in some favors should the need arise :cool: . I won't have the safety of my loved ones compromised by any of you weiners :p ! If my words seem harsh...I want you to know I was here at the birth of this Great War and will be here to honor those great warriors when they spank you creaky old farts back into retirement :p (I really didn't know that you could pare and thrust with a Davidoff in one hand and move a walker with the other :laugh: :laugh: ). I heard through the grapevine that one of you evil-doers has targeted our Great Commander-in-Chief and I want you to know THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!! :angry2:
You evil-doers will receive your comeuppance!!

Hell hath no fury like that of the Commanders wife!!! :angry2: :sign: :sign: :sign: :whistling:
 
Alert to any FOG's left on the East Coast

Turn up your hearing aids, Charge up the battery in your Rascal, skip your 3:00 Dinner, and hed to the Arc. Inbound missles should sink the eastern seaboard

Canada is about to increase their coastline

:p
 
Bargogirl said:
Well, Hello Boys and Girls! It looks as though you have been very naughty to each other lately (although some folks like naughty ;) ). I have kept my distance to see how this plays out but now I feel I must step up and take some action! I feel I should warn you that I have friends in very high places and I am prepared to call in some favors should the need arise :cool: . I won't have the safety of my loved ones compromised by any of you weiners :p ! If my words seem harsh...I want you to know I was here at the birth of this Great War and will be here to honor those great warriors when they spank you creaky old farts back into retirement :p (I really didn't know that you could pare and thrust with a Davidoff in one hand and move a walker with the other :laugh: :laugh: ). I heard through the grapevine that one of you evil-doers has targeted our Great Commander-in-Chief and I want you to know THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW!!! :angry2:
You evil-doers will receive your comeuppance!!

Hell hath no fury like that of the Commanders wife!!! :angry2: :sign: :sign: :sign: :whistling:
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Oh, boy... ??? Now you guys did out... :0 Out comes the frying pan.... :(
 
naiou175 said:
camaroon4me said:
Cough, ......Cough......Note to leader: Arggghhh....Sir.... (weeze)......I..... (cough cough).....(spitting up blood).......)ugggghhh). I've been......(sneeze).....hit!  Sir....it was ...nnnnn....anonymous......(hack...arg).......but I managed.....to....(ach).......track the zipcode..........(placing gauze on wounds)........it was.......Sandy Utah!........a worthless attempt to stop me.........but my birds went out Monday Eve......(cough cough)....the deviant will be sorry in a day or.....two.....(ach)......(more blood spitting).......thank God my testicles are still in place........Sandy Utah will....(ack)....surely pay.........(reattaching left nipple)........oh the humanity.......


Bomber X, down but not out!
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I got hit by the same fortunatly for me my neighbors and family I have been working around the clock reinforcing my mailbox so the damage was minimal but he will pay I will help to avange you my brother in arms. SOMEONE WILL PAY!!!
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Thanks Brother, and I hope you are a good distance away from Sandy UT, cause like I said, bird is in the air, and cannot be called back. I suspect it will fall upon your great state tomorrow. Take cover, or perhaps leave while you have the chance.

Bomber X, (picking shrapnel out of my extra large a$$)
 
Well, I got a bomb in my box today that blew my knife out of my hand. I guess someone is trying to tell me not to bring a knife to a bomb fight. Personally I think I will just get a bigger knife. There was no return address on this bomb, so that means that there is no telling who is going to feel how sharp my knife can be. BEWARE THE BOWIE.
 
General, Lt.Col. Rob_k, 16th Special Operations Wing, 8th Special Operations Squadron reporting in. I am happy to report that Operation "FOG Recon" is a success. The information requsted by the Joint Ops commander was difficult to obtain, all objective are complete sir. As you will see, we have obtained the only known photo of a FOG after receipt of the "special package". Many personell were lost in this mission, the FOG's are relentless in their cause, but we will adapt and over power our enemy. *salute

*edit for spelling
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Damn USPS, can't trust their blurry printers!!


Well, I'm hunkered down, the dogs are being kept in, there are no kids, so do your worst. (Puny as that will be.)



MERCILESS


Signing off and gone. (But not forgotten, I'm sure! Muwahahahahahah...... :laugh: )
 
Merciless, you've made your Mistake. My apologies to AVB for any potential unwarranted damage to mailbox or humi.

So Merciless, How's the weather west of the Great White North? And the dogs?

Merciless said:
Damn USPS, can't trust their blurry printers!!


Well, I'm hunkered down, the dogs are being kept in, there are no kids, so do your worst. (Puny as that will be.)



MERCILESS


Signing off and gone. (But not forgotten, I'm sure! Muwahahahahahah...... :laugh: )
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What part of "dead man walking" don't you understand? No matter, I'll deal with your replacement in the future.


preembargo said:
AVB said:
you are now dead man walking.
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What?? :whistling:
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I had a dream last night about a certain FOG receiving my package, and wimpering and crying, but then I fully woke up and realized it was just our 20 month old waking up and wanting his bottle!

Perhaps it was just a little forshadowing? Or maybe it was just a dream, and all you FOGS can stop worrying and go back to your normal lives.
 
Gonz said:
I had a dream last night about a certain FOG receiving my package, and wimpering and crying, but then I fully woke up and realized it was just our 20 month old waking up and wanting his bottle!

Perhaps it was just a little forshadowing?  Or maybe it was just a dream, and all you FOGS can stop worrying and go back to your normal lives.
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No Gonz, I'm quite certain it was prophetic. Maybe we should call you Daniel! :D

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