The great newbie wars of "05

[AVB]

Taught foreskins only cause you to make impetuous decisions. She may be your sister.....why do you think we hired her. We turned her, first on one side then the other. Amazing what some experience can do, something newbies by definition don't have.

As a side note AVB I would appreciate a little more respect towards the picture of my sister you posted, you ever hear of a spy? she works for us, THE NEWBIES. Because our skins are so taunt.

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[Tuxindy]

She actually called me after you went to bed, I think it was 4:00, she just finished off your best bottle of scotch and smoked a bunch of your finest. She was begging me to release her from this assignment, citing something about the difference between grapes and raisins. I'll let you figure that out.
Tell the chamber maid I said hi (I'm doing her)

Newbie Elite
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[AVB]

We were talking about that earlier how it takes a full size mature vine to produce the best grapes that make the best raisins. Those young immature vines just aren't ready.

 

[Tuxindy]

touche........you a quick one yoda, must be from the viagra

 

[Swissy]

That's ok... recent intel has found this photo of the FOG army...

Don't think we have much to worry about

 

[Matty_Vegas]

cant we all just get along?

 

[AVB]

Why do you think she switched sides, I don't have to call the medic until 4 hours are up. :thumbs:

touche........you a quick one yoda, must be from the viagra

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[Swissy]

Why do you think she switched sides, I don't have to call the medic until 4 hours are up. :thumbs:

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Todd, he called you a MEDIC! Ooooooooooooooo... :0

 

[Tuxindy]

I am not a ME/DIC (break it down)

 

[ggiese]

Please let me quote what a wise FOG once told me...

Stupid newbies.

 

[BkCloud114]

Cough, ......Cough......Note to leader: Arggghhh....Sir.... (weeze)......I..... (cough cough).....(spitting up blood).......)ugggghhh). I've been......(sneeze).....hit! Sir....it was ...nnnnn....anonymous......(hack...arg).......but I managed.....to....(ach).......track the zipcode..........(placing gauze on wounds)........it was.......Sandy Utah!........a worthless attempt to stop me.........but my birds went out Monday Eve......(cough cough)....the deviant will be sorry in a day or.....two.....(ach)......(more blood spitting).......thank God my testicles are still in place........Sandy Utah will....(ack)....surely pay.........(reattaching left nipple)........oh the humanity.......


Bomber X, down but not out!

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I got hit by the same fortunatly for me my neighbors and family I have been working around the clock reinforcing my mailbox so the damage was minimal but he will pay I will help to avange you my brother in arms. SOMEONE WILL PAY!!!

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San Jose, Ca.... :sign: Sandy, Utah.... you will be found

I just got hit by the same masked bomber, thank god I live on the 2nd Floor. My first floor neighbors have called the authorities and the one guy still can't find his walker...... There is no reason to take this out on my neighbors, they are innocent bystanders.

This has turned into a free-for-all.... I thought this was Newbies bombing FOGs....

Oh well.... every man for himself.....

 

[psyktek]

To quote our government over the past year or so, these are what you'd call "preemptive strikes" designed to "increase democratic attitudes".

Actually, they're just funner than heck!! :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:

 

[BkCloud114]

Two missiles left NYC today.....

Seeing how I am still a Newbie, who was already "spanked" by a FOG, I decided to try a Newbie....

DC#'s will not be made public... I tried to be as covert as possible.
(I made a newbie mistake and put a return address on it)

The coordinates are as follows:
1. 41.8225, -71.4875
2. 61.1832, -149.7409

CNN's Report on the Newbiew Wars of 2005 click here

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Ya'know, it' not hard to look up coordinates on the 'net :whistling:

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Just thought I'd put a spin on it.....

 

[skrgrl74]

Just as i get the dogs to calm down and get the singed hair shaved and get the plywood up over the big ass hole in the front of my house I get bombed again!!!! this time my postal carrier (i couldn't tell male/female) because they were wearing the bomb squad type suits that PD's wear and she handed my husband the box and poor soul he accepted it AGAIN with out thinking (or remembering) what had happened just on Monday!!!! what to do what to do what to do? I think I'll just let the dogs roam free and keep the big ass hole in the front of my house. You know summer's coming and we could use the breeze through the house.

THANK YOU SANDY, UT!!!!!! :angry2:

 

[JOE.M.]

Well I got hit 2x in as many days! 1 from that wack-job in Alaska, I will be eatin' well for the next few weeks! 1 from huuuuuuuuuuuuuum, an unmarked box with a bomb that humbled me like no other has before.

*Side note - For all you rocket scientists who can not figure out who the "unanimous" bomber is, there is a give away on the box! If that don't help you feeble minded newbie’s, you need to send all of your sticks to me because you should not be allowed to use anything with a flame!! :sign:

*SECOND Side note - As a few have figured out and PMed me {none with a BRIBE!!} I have every addy in need! I have been the Secret Santa host for 3 years! You need I got! But it will cost ya Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig!

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Freakin' rookies!!

 

[JOE.M.]

That's ok... recent intel has found this photo of the FOG army...

Don't think we have much to worry about

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I only do that because the witness protection program makes me! AndI like the big floppy shoes.

 

[AVB]

You're right, you're only half way there. Think about it.

I am not a ME/DIC (break it down)

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I wouldn't be calling you anyway, we have qualified people with experience here. Experience and newbieness are oxymorons or maybe for you......skip the oxy.

 

[AVB]

Another of our spys in your midst.

 

[camaroon4me]

Oh, I know darn well who Sandy Utah is, and so do many others. It's no secret, I just dont want to post it here, Im being "Frugal". :whistling: Dont worry, he will not be a problem after today!

Bomber X

 

[bfreebern]

I received a bomb yesterday that blew me away, way too generous Bro! Box full of frozen goodies, beer and even something for my dogs. Over the top man. Headed back your way. Over and out.

Carry on ladies :sign: