The great newbie wars of "05

[camaroon4me]

Did I miss the treaty...... pretty quiet on the northern front ???

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Hey Tux, it seems pretty calm right now, but stay low, just in case. I know I delivered a direct hit yesterday, might even have knocked him right out!



Delivery Confirmation

Shipment Activity Location Date & Time
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DELIVERED SANDY UT 84070 04/08/05 3:33pm

Haven't heard boo from him since, I think I got him.

Seems like it's too nice out for people to be hunkered down in their bunkers today, maybe later on we will hear about more action. I think maybe the fogs will surrender soon...........NOT

 

[Lumberg]

I can see it already......
Hittin' below da belt.

Well that's what war is all about!

Let me know if you need any help with addresses. I have my ways as well. I can't tell you then I'd have to kill you, even if you are on the Noob side!

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AIP for bombs of boobie pics and used panties. Thanks.

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

KABOOM!!!! Mailbox is gone! What a hit by BD, thanks amigo. There were some very different smokes in that bomb so expect a PM as soon as I recover. I know what I'm smokin tonight now I just need to select just the right wine

 

[AVB]

Some newbies are finally learning. They are now paying homage to me so I will let them continue their meager newbie lives in their pitiful newbie villages. Now if I could only get the rest of you into line.

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

ahhhh .... but you seem to be one of the only FOGS still standing. Well, you and the mystery bomber :whistling:

 

[Gonz]

I'll never surrender, never! Hahahahahahha...

 

[Swissy]

Some newbies are finally learning. They are now paying homage to me so I will let them continue their meager newbie lives in their pitiful newbie villages. Now if I could only get the rest of you into line.

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Never!

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Cigar Shops, we shall fight on Cigar Pass and others, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in our humidors, we shall defend our mailboxes, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the internet, we shall fight on the smoking grounds, we shall fight in the tobacco fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!

 

[wicked stick]

Does your mail Box seem to fall apart?

DO you have the standard wood box for mail?

Tired of your Mail on fire? Being left in the cloud of dust?

Well Wicked stick here can protect you with New Armorbox Built from the same stuff the hummers have . Can handle frage grenades to morter. Just shot a PM. LINES ARE OPEN.

I bet the GOOD old FOGS DO NOT HAVE ONE!!! PRotect Your newbie BUTT MILLITARY STYLE.

 

[Eshaw99]

I'm really trying to stay on the sidelines here, but I may be about to get dragged in.

Thanks for the smokes Atchafalaya!

 

[Tuxindy]

Hey Eshaw 99 there is no room for pacifists in the new world order. Consider yourself drafted

 

[Rob_k]

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Cigar Shops, we shall fight on Cigar Pass and others, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in our humidors, we shall defend our mailboxes, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the internet, we shall fight on the smoking grounds, we shall fight in the tobacco fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!

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Awe inspiring speech here! *salute

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

At least one bomb a week, that's all we ask

 

[psyktek]

The Camaroon guy is right, his "bomb" was delivered. Fortunately for me, the carrier has become a little paranoid about Priority boxes to this addy, so it was lofted clear into the back yard. I am now missing one storage shed, a lawnmower, trimmer and assorted household items. Also, the dogs refuse to go outside any more. (there'll be a bill for the shed and the carpet cleaning on its way to you, bro. :laugh: :laugh: )

Now, a confession. I have been the unwilling front for "Merciless" for the past two weeks. He has my humi of Cubans in his possession and has threatened to stash a dozen Drew Estates Acids in with them along with an open bottle of Hai Karate cologne unless I forward packages to the specified addresses he provides.

But I can no longer in good conscience be his dupe!! I am exposing him for what he is: an international traveller of epic proportions, who sends me instructions from some of the most out of the way locations.....I mean, KURDISTAN? FIJI? HOBOKEN?

NO MORE!! My poor innocent stash of ISOMs may have to be sacrificed, but it's for the common good!! None of you poor, defenseless little newblets and newblettes have anything further to fear. YOUR MAILBOXES ARE SAFE!!!

I only pray that you can find it in your little newbie hearts and heads to forgive me. :blush: :blush: ???

 

[Tuxindy]

I show no "mercy" :angry: Good try though

 

[psyktek]

What the HELL are you holding in the pic in your profile!!??! :0 :0

 

[AVB]

He's got the crabs.

What the HELL are you holding in the pic in your profile!!??! :0 :0

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[Sandalwood]

That pic is scary. Even from a fellow Newb, that's weird.

 

[preembargo]

I must offer my apologies for my recent absence from the war room, I had some ministry issues to atttend to.

The reports of my demise have been fabricated in an obvious but feeble attempt by the doers of 'evil and rude things' to demoralize the brave fighting men and women of the forces of the Newb World Order. Therefore, it is again time to reeducate the FOG factions in the folly of their resistance. Their operations to date have consisted of heavy but localized strikes on but a few of our strongest held postitions. All for naught. We have seen true valor and grit demonstrated by those Newbies who have placed themselves at the forefront of this engagement and taken down the patsy of the rogue known as Merciless.

These FOG exercises in vanity have served only to increase our resolve and enhance our purpose. At the same time the FOG foibles have given our newer installations time to reinforce their humidors while new targeting strategies are developed and refined. New volunteers have stepped up to join the battle hardened heros of the Order and new deployments are being assigned as we speak. Operation Enduring Smoke is spreading across FOGland like the thick black sunset over an Iraqi oil field.

Viva la Revolucion!

Some newbies are finally learning. They are now paying homage to me so I will let them continue their meager newbie lives in their pitiful newbie villages. Now if I could only get the rest of you into line.

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Never!

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Cigar Shops, we shall fight on Cigar Pass and others, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in our humidors, we shall defend our mailboxes, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the internet, we shall fight on the smoking grounds, we shall fight in the tobacco fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!

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Well said Swissy

 

[Sandalwood]

Hear, hear! Gird yourselves and sharpen your swords! Round 2 commences!

All hail the fearless leader Generalissimo Preembargo!

 

[Tuxindy]

He's got the crabs.

What the HELL are you holding in the pic in your profile!!??! :0  :0

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That my friends, is an Alaskan Spotted Shrimp..... I dropped five pots and had over thirty of these babies in each pot. Though its hard to tell each shrimp was almost a foot long!!!! :thumbs: Shrimping starts back up on the 15th and I'm getting the boat and pots ready.