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Worm Meat

Uh oh....well, Devin, if you're gonna feed him.... :)  ;)

BTW...incoming..... :lookup:
 
All ready have one of yours in my sights, just have to find the other....... :cool:

BTW, incoming to you also. :D
 
Found the other........ :)

Major damage will be mine........... :0  :0  :0 :p
 
OK, I think the gig is up.....sorta.....hehe! I should have read CP before returning any e-mails. ;) Got to remember to redirect my launches. Tried to launch from a diff location today and the PO made me put a return address on the packages. Sheeesh, what they think I was sending... a bomb?
:D :D :D

Launch sequence still active........ :cool:
 
DDDDOOOOOAAAHHHHHH!!! The gig is up!!! Time to regroup with another secret super duper code plan!!! :p
 
Well, that just confirms my suspicions that the Alliance is, infact, a bunch of weasels!!!! LMFAO!!!! :p :p :p :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
KABOOM.................... :0  :0  :0

Severe damage has been done. One of the Big Worm's allies lands several large explosions on the town of Holicong. People running around everywhere, crying out for help........ :(  

Rum and cigar debris is everywhere....... :0 Messages from the ememy demanding my surrender. :angry:

I WILL NOT SURRENDER!!!! Another round of missiles will be launched..........
 
The Alliance is with you Devin, LMK if you would like assistance brother. :cool:
 
Appreciate the offer my brother, but I think I can take care of this one..... :cool:
 
And just who exactly is the "ememy? :p LMAO!!!! Sorry Devin, I just couldn't let that one pass without a smart@ss remark!!! :sign:
 
Late update od events of Friday. 2 HIGHLY ILLEGAL bombs were dropped upon the Commander of the Eastern Strike Force. Again, a one sticker from this unknown bandit known only as C.O.L.E.. However, we are closing in on his location and we seem to think he is based in HongKong. :p :sign: lol ANyway, this single stick surpased the last single stick of TNT by a long shot. I've only HEARD of these, never seen 'em, let alone owned one!! Now I do...unbeleivable..simply amazing the generosity of Master Cole. However, this did nothing to stop the war, sending your gifts and all!!!! A fierce retaliation has been launched on behalf of the E.S.F. Prepare to receive...er..well....just receive!!! :0 :p This will not gon unpunished my friend!!!
As for your earlier bombs....as with Vern's, these were just "tracer" bombs to piant the target so to speak so beware, more tracers are en route! ;)
Another package showed up on Friday as well and it seems Vern, you and I, have a common problem. HIGH TREASON!!!! This was a blindsider with some Nice aged ISOMS in the box. Which is what I was expecting from this person as part of our monthly split...not a frickin' smart bomb!!! He will be dealt with soon and has been thoroughly lashed and is confined to the stockades for the remainder of this war. If any more outbreaks like this occur it will be punishable by one thing....DEATH BY BOMBING!!! :0
So beware and keep your heads screwed on straight..this could be a long battle as I do not plan on EVER admitting defeat and raising the white flag like a coward.....So quit now Vern and save yourself a lot of pain and suffering as well as the battle scars on your "men" .....So how about it??? :lookup: :sign:
 
Worm, The Alliance is going to go thru you like crap thru a goose. We are not afraid of a bunch of Hilbillybobs, But if you want to surender we promise to be nice to your women. :cool:
 
Actually, Now that I think about it ,         It always has been the women that I have worried about. They are One heck alot scarrier than a Worm named Billybobryan who don't know when he ought to surrender. :cool: You know what I mean?
 
Uhh, you and your Yankee co-hort will know what I mean sometime early this week!!! :lookup:
 
Warning: Commander WORM has changed into his "I mean Business Avatar!!!" BEWARE LOW-LIFES!!! :p :0 :) :thumbs: :sign:
 
OUCH!!!!!! :0
The troops were still on leave and two Daisy cutters just fell
on the complex, an early damage report is that the only buildings left standing are the commumications center and the outhouse, where yours truely was sitting and a good thing to because I would have craped myself otherwise. I am feeling like a boy in short pants that just got a whippin from Billybobryan and his cohort the Shadow. What did I ever do to you Bill that you would want to embarrass me like this. My dog is missing, I think she was probally vaporized like the rest of the complex.
This was a huge amount of quality cigars and I am in way to much shock to even start planning a retaliation. While I am not raising the white flag, I never the less will have to admit that I may have hugely under estimated the enemy. I am going over to the field hospital to try and recover some, hope the nurses are gentle with me.
Alliance comander , over and out.
 
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