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SHIIIIIIITTTTTTT Dawg!!! Matt..whhhaaaaassssuuuuuuupppppppppp????

LMAO...I didn't know Springfield had a "hood"; almost like someone saying there's a "hood" in Southern, KY....not happening!! ;) Not that there's anything wrong with that!(quote from Jerry Seinfeld) :p :) :sign:
 
ALERT...ALERT...
Report from the hospital:
The Yellow Rose of Texas has struck again, robbing her poor ol' hubbys Hummi and sending the good stuff to me, It just seems as though Valentines Day may have some surprises in store for her this year. :0 :love:
 
By the way when you southern boys talk about " Being in the hood" the rest of us know what you'all are talking about and we think it is despicable. :cool:
 
Yep, get out the knee high boots and the KY..... least that's what I heard...
 
Doc said I wasn't to leave the hospital but I have signed myself out anyway, of course my dog is still in there and will be for a while.
Stage four of the attack is now in progress, new thread under " Open Passes" :cool:
 
High boots...........LMAO :D

Now, who's next?


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Well, at least not yet...... ;)

Besides, I am not quite done with a certain group way down South. Working on two, and have the third under surveillance.
 
***********GULP**********Not done???? Holy Guacamole, can ya' give an ol' boy a break!!!??? :0 ;) ???

Matt, WTF? You know us rednecks are kinda' slow and I caint figger that un out!? Whatcha mean by that 2nd ta last post?

BW :sign:
 
Wow, this has really turned into a Cigar War! This is a fun thread to watch. :D
 
Boys, this is turning nasty :angry:   I am as sorry as anyone for Vern's dog getting caught in the cross fire but when the package landed today addressed to my poor unsuspecting dogs  :(  BOOM Dog biscuits were flying everywhere....  :0  not much left of their dog houses either! It looks like everything is fair game from here on out......

There was two other ticking packages that I hardly notice as I searched for my dogs that had scattered thru-out the neighborhood. No sooner then I got them back home, dog biscuits imbedded everywhere, the ticking bombs blew and I now have no idea where my wife or dogs are. The last thing I heard my wife say was "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......  :(  When the blue smoke clears...... I'll go look for her!  :cool:

I've locked on to the launching coordinates of this damaging attack. I may have to resort to even better liquid fuel if a truce is not sounded!

I've learned a valuable lesson......keep your head down!  ;)
 
WaaaaaHoooo.
I love the smell of cigars in the morning......It smells just like....VICTORY.
Way to go Devin. :cool:
 
A Valentines Day package went out today to The Mercenary, AKA The Yellow Rose of Texas. USPS Conf.# 0300 1290 0003 0870 1000.
I told you we would be nice to your women. :cool:
 
LMFAO!!!! Guess Vern didn't learn about the Mercenary's better half and her wrath...Oh well, some people just HAVE to learn the hard way....What's say we make ol' Vern have another hard week here soon??

Loyal Members of The EASTERN STRIKE FORCE please stay tuned for "Finishing off of Poorland and that weasel they call Vern" We have given him long enough to recover and regroup. Now, as SkyDivnekd said, Let's finish him off!!! Messages on the way within 24 hours...prepare for liftoff boys we're takin' him down!!! :0 :0 :0 :0 :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :p :p

COMMANDER WORM
 
Merciful heavens, I got a bunch of them Redneck Southern boys after me. I think I am hearing the music of Defiance.
I bet they talk kinda funny too. I recon they don't remember that they allready lost the war once.
Actually, I am hoping by bribing the Mercenary on Valentines day that I can woo her away from the dark side. :cool:
 
I have it on good authority that Valentines Day came early to a certian Yellow Rose in Deer Park, Texas. :love:  :love:  :love:
 
Vern..you make a correct historical point. However, in the immortal words of Charlie Daniels : " The South's gonna do it again...and again..." Oh...I forgot you Yanks prolly don't know who Charlie Daniels is!!! Well, in that case, nevermind!! :p :lookup:
 
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