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Worm Meat

Yeah..but which one?????? LMAO or is it you???? LMAO ;)
 
WARNING WARNING

Sothern Strike Force has had a malfunction in its launching sequence count down this morning. Repairs are underway and count down will continue. A full investigation is being ........

Wait......this just in........ Missile's Away, this is not a drill!......... I repeat, Missle's Away, this is not a drill!

I have just recieved confirmation that the launch sequence was only momentarily delayed from a morning launch to an afternoon launch. Target has been acquired and detonation time should not be adversly affected.

I am commencing with defensive strategies to prevent any return fire to the South............ We are dark!
 
It better not be me... :angry: Remember, I know where you live... ;)



BTW, 0301 0120 0010 7843 6417. :D :D :D
 
Folks I must post to report a tragedy.....a tragedy that should have been avoided, but nonetheless, a targedy indeed. You see, last week I received an inconspicuous (sp?) package from a place called Yuba City. No big deal, I thought, just another one of my trades or something for the wife. Well, Friends and Neighbors, ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS remember when you're involved in a war any package should be handled with EXTREME CAUTION. WHich is what I failed to do with this particular parcel. :0 I opened the package with total disregard for the safety of Somerset citizens and now I am paying dearly for it. My insurance says they won't cover the damage caused by terroristic actions brought upon myself, so I'm up the creek. Ic an't borrow the money from the bank to fix all my neighbors (within 3 miles) homes and property because the bank went up in the blast.... :( oh...my...oh...whoa is me.... I have learned a HARD lesson here that will not be forgotten anytime soon, so heed my words fellow CPers and use caution when opening unknown and suspicious parcels!!! :D This package was STUFFED FULL of serious quantities of goods: stuff to eat, stuff to drink, stuff to smoke and even stuff to make you smoke!!! :p :0 I carefully looked over all the contents with admiration and stored them in their proper areas of the home. My mistake?? Two of the items were touching each other.... :0 Well, after a few days, the contents of the packages had eaten throught their containers and mixed with each other causing a blast that blew SOmerset into the next century!!!!!! :0 Thank goodness, my family and I were vacationing in Belize at the time!! It's strange, even from their beaches I noticed a strange "mushroom" shaped cloud rising from the NorthWest and wondered what it was!! Imagine my suprise when I arrived at the airport and the FBI, DEA, ATF and every other government agency was waiting for me!! Oh man...it pains me to even write about it!!! Just please folks, heed my warnings..you don't wanna end up like me!! :sign:

Thanks Mike, it was a wonderful package!!!! Strike coordinates confirmed.... :lookup:
 
May have raised my head to high...... :lookup:

Can't talk now as launching procedures are still active. Must dig in deep as this looks like its about to get ugly! ;)

General Worm, 43 2161 4163436241 2133813273 3132834362 62329281. 532182622342436241 4362 814232 61637362436241.
 
Ummm, NOW this is really about to get NAAAASTTTTYY!!!! I have word from the front lines that 2 waves will be launched tomorrow at extremely different targets on the continent. Actually, if ONLY two launch tomorrow I'll be suprised because I know of at least 4 that are scheduled for "lift off" myself and I HAVE NOT heard from all of my battlestation commanders at this point. :p
Vern, Vern, Vern what in the world have you gone and done??? LMAO

Commander Greenhead: 746382623174 41636331 8163 6132 227363!!!! :) 41636331 53822352!!!!! :sign:
 
Am I worried...Naw, I mean think about it, they have been bombed back to the stone age and there commander is a worm. How bad could it be? :lookup:
 
Yeah, What's it to ya'? You wanna get tough? Then we'll get tough....Ohhhh Mercenary.....where are you???

(Bombed back to the stoneage??? :lookup: sheesh, some people..... :p )

COMMANDER WORM AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!
 
Commander Worm, can't talk now.... launching silos have been stuck in the open position and we have not yet figured out how to turn them off. These launching silos have been fitted with the latest technoligy for seeking out supporters of our sworn enemie.... V.E.R.N. I can only assume at this time that we have a small cell operating somewhere towards the NE quadrant of the US. Launches are continuing!

Updates will be forth coming as missles reach there destinations .......gods speed Commander Worm!
 
Why would I be afraid of anyone with only five posts who answers to a worm. :cool:
 
Very good point, my brother. He is just a worm after all... :D

A little advice for "The Mercenary", I would leave the small cells alone........ :cool:
 
Good Mercenary, Good Mercenary....I'll have to remember to feed him after this is over. He gets kinda' hungry for bombing victims after a few days!!!!

Leave the small cells alone?? :angry: Sheesh, some people don't know when to keep their traps shut!!! :lookup: :D

Stage 2 launch sequence in progress.....
 
Incoming missile explodes causing severe damage.... :0  :0  :0

But, it only damaged the fortress, as I got away unhurt.... :)

It looks like someone raised their head just a little to high, and after I warned him....... :0  :cool:  :0

Heads up...........LMAO



Hey Worm, I'll feed him. :)
 
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