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WAR!

fetterjohn said:
I just found out that I'm in the game...watch out!!!!!!!!! And Oh yah...he who is about to be bombed...you will be sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Fetter :angry2:
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Just remember who your friends are :)

Oh. This is WAR, there are no friends, only enemies.

"It is prudent to hold your friends close, and your enemies closer"
 
Got some recon photos of my explosion today. The plume of smoke is where a house once stood.

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Lazy azz sunzabiotches... you freaking newbs are turning my stomach. You are so worthless, you have to stand behind hidden cigars, and post, "look out, i am gonna bitch slap you"... fuggin queer is what it is...especially after you had to ask out of your cooking duties to wait in line to send off that puney pre-ejaculate package you call a bomb. For once, someone go get your balls from the little lady, and send something that makes someone shit their pants.

Yer all friggun queer! Before you pusses post something stoopid, ask the little lady if the mushroom stamp is gone from your forehead you pre pubescent pre-ejaculate limp dicked mommy huggerzzz...

-Emo
 
You bastard smokyballs....you had to put a VSG and a Davidoff in my bomb. This aggression will not stand! Almost considered chalking myself up as a casualty, but WAR WILL RAGE ON!

-Zach
 
Davidoff? Somebody is enjoying 4/20 a little too much! Anyone with Davidoff in their package need to send those directly to me!!! That's the one major thing that we don't carry that I love! :D
 
Smokyballs said:
Davidoff? Somebody is enjoying 4/20 a little too much! Anyone with Davidoff in their package need to send those directly to me!!! That's the one major thing that we don't carry that I love! :D
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Oops, Zino Platinum. Guess i caught a little second hand 4/20 celebration today! :sign:
 
fetterjohn said:
I speak softly and carry a huge stick...
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John, if you haven't figured it out yet, we are all smartasses! That's just an open shot that a few of us will step right up and say something like"that's not what your wife said" for the low brow bunch of us "that's not what your boyfriend said" the real sickos of the group "that's not what your sister said" I try to never leave a statement open ended like that.
Well, Round nine will be posted Sunday evening. This is the Smoke D's Round.
Everything in this round was hand selected by my main man Outlawd. By the way, he has started a pass, go sign up! The reason we are starting on Sunday is that we have the CAO/Xikar event saturday and I won't be able to post until late.
 
Stage 1 has been received.
The missile had been reconfigured with stage 2 cluster bomb along with an incendiary device.
The target has been picked and locked on.
Run for cover, boys and girls. There will be fire in the sky....

None of you can beat the junkman’s stuff.
The Padrons are all mine baby, all mine…
 
I would be very afraid to go home on Monday. The ATF agents will be all over that crime scene, I may have to fly in for a visit to check out the damage.
 
gandolf565 said:
fetterjohn said:
I speak softly and carry a huge stick...
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Do you use your right hand, or your left hand for that???
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Thumb and forefinger :laugh:

junkman_56 said:
Stage 1 has been received.
The missile had been reconfigured with stage 2 cluster bomb along with an incendiary device.
The target has been picked and locked on.
Run for cover, boys and girls. There will be fire in the sky....

None of you can beat the junkman’s stuff.
The Padrons are all mine baby, all mine…
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Run for cover boys someone let the Junkman out of his cave. :laugh:
 
gandolf565 said:
fetterjohn said:
I speak softly and carry a huge stick...
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Do you use your right hand, or your left hand for that???
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I gotta use both...biatch! I said huge!

As for smart-ass comments against my statement...bring 'em on you fat, old smart-asses. You can put your pathetic little Perdomos, Fuentes, ISOM's and your racks of ribs (which will only make you fatter) in the packages. I gonna keep it simple, to the point and just kick some ass. My huge stick is no overkill...I'm just gonna kill my target twice!
 
ddepaola said:
Keep fighting for second place boys....

-D
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I was thinking the same thing myself.
It's all about the quality of ordinance, better materials makes better bombs.

Give it up boys, the Padrons are mine.
 
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