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WAR!

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Boom? This is from a kids coloring book, but really.....what do you think it resembles, a wacky firecracker or a happy something else?
 
Smokyballs said:
Good Evening and Welcome to...
ROUND FOUR
0304 3490 0001 8706 9985 AVB
0304 3490 0001 8706 9978 GOLFGAR
0304 3490 0001 8706 9961 GANDOLF565
0304 3490 0001 8706 9954 HILLBILLY STEAKS
0304 3490 0001 8706 9947 TENPIN
(UNTRACKABLE) EKANS

BOMB CONTENTS
ASHTON VSG CORONA GORDA
LFD LG CHISEL PURO
DCM DOUBLE CORONA #1
TATUAJE COJONU
ZINO PLATINUM CROWN BARREL
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I wish I had seen this sooner. Now I fear I have to drive and fetch it from the customs.
 
Ah shit, the jerky man is in the house! Gandolf, serouisly, why are you keeping my package? Is it because you like the girth? The hairyness? The enchanting aroma! Does it make you feel macho to put my stick in your mouth! Tell me now, oh great wizard! I know, you want to make it disappear! This is the entire reason you are going to get rid of it! Because you know where it has been! As for the rest of you jerks in round 4, what's up? I've only got one PM with bomb contents! Get it together gang! Just a few days left! Tick tock. By the way I thought it would be fun in a couple of the up coming rounds to let my good friends OutlawD and Outlawsp chose the cigars for the starter kits. They thought I was having entirely too much fun!
 
Brando might be a stretch, Erick. Seems like Smoky is saying most of you guys are probably more like this:

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So go BIG or just go home! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
I guess that means im gonna get to




SHOVE my hand into one of Brads





HOLES, and see what I can







PULL OUT :0
 
Hmmmm... you guys might be a little closer than we realized. I guess war is NASTY!! :laugh:
 
Hey,
Has the site admin ever compiled a randomized list of active members...and then set up a 'board wide' WAR?

That would be something!!!

Great 'thread'! This has been a good read.

Gary
 
I was fooled... someone actually walked by when I said out loud, WHAT THE FUCK!! They were wondering if I was alright... little did they know what things go on in a dark little place called CP on this vast intraweb of destrucktion!
 
grateful1 said:
Hey,
Has the site admin ever compiled a randomized list of active members...and then set up a 'board wide' WAR?

That would be something!!!

Great 'thread'! This has been a good read.

Gary
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No, this insanity is my nasty little idea!
 
Yawn.... fugin newbs think they know how to bomb some one. Maybe 1 in 20 have ever seen, let alone put together a bomb worthy of a war. Oh, smoky this, oh ballzac that. All yall ooohin and ahhin because he prompted you guys to bomb each other. He had to dangle a carrot in front of your faces to get some of you guys to act. Buncha pantywaists, the whole lotta ya. More Shirley's here than at the annual Lipstick Lesbian convention. Mosta ya are wearin the apron cooking and cleaning the house, asking the little lady, "May I have 10 more minutes online at CP before I start dinner?" :sign:

-E
 
emodx said:
Yawn.... fugin newbs think they know how to bomb some one. Maybe 1 in 20 have ever seen, let alone put together a bomb worthy of a war. Oh, smoky this, oh ballzac that. All yall ooohin and ahhin because he prompted you guys to bomb each other. He had to dangle a carrot in front of your faces to get some of you guys to act. Buncha pantywaists, the whole lotta ya. More Shirley's here than at the annual Lipstick Lesbian convention. Mosta ya are wearin the apron cooking and cleaning the house, asking the little lady, "May I have 10 more minutes online at CP before I start dinner?" :sign:

-E
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Hey focker, leave my apron out of this...I wear it when I'm grilling beyatch!
 
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