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Viejo paso de los miembros

Roy R. Frush said:
What is CP coming to? More specifically--What the heck is going on here? It is really amazing to see what a mess this thread has become with all these stupid joke posts which have nothing to do with the original subject. More disappointing is the fact that quite a few senior members have contributed to the childish banter that is polluting this thread. There has been a lot of drama lately with new members failing to conduct themselves appropriately. It's a shame and quite ironic that some of the FOGs here don't follow the established rules either. :angry:

There is a designated thread for jokes, and it can be found here: Jokes Link

Everyone who has stepped all over this thread has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for Mr. Cole and ought to apologize.

Please be considerate of forum integrity and refrain from posting any more trite jokes in this thread. Thanks.
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After rereading your post, I've changed my mind. Dude, read the thread before throwing accusations. You're starting to sound like a noob.
 
Roy R. Frush said:
What is CP coming to? More specifically--What the heck is going on here? It is really amazing to see what a mess this thread has become with all these stupid joke posts which have nothing to do with the original subject. More disappointing is the fact that quite a few senior members have contributed to the childish banter that is polluting this thread. There has been a lot of drama lately with new members failing to conduct themselves appropriately. It's a shame and quite ironic that some of the FOGs here don't follow the established rules either. :angry:

There is a designated thread for jokes, and it can be found here: Jokes Link

Everyone who has stepped all over this thread has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for Mr. Cole and ought to apologize.

Please be considerate of forum integrity and refrain from posting any more trite jokes in this thread. Thanks.
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Now that's funny. Stupid... but funny.
 
Matt R said:
8-12 inches coming.... I hear it's going to snow a bunch too.
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Yeah - well I heard there was going to be blowing snow today. Stood around with my pants around the ankles, freezing my ass off - not even a nibble...
 
Roy R. Frush said:
What is CP coming to? More specifically--What the heck is going on here? It is really amazing to see what a mess this thread has become with all these stupid joke posts which have nothing to do with the original subject. More disappointing is the fact that quite a few senior members have contributed to the childish banter that is polluting this thread. There has been a lot of drama lately with new members failing to conduct themselves appropriately. It's a shame and quite ironic that some of the FOGs here don't follow the established rules either. :angry:

There is a designated thread for jokes, and it can be found here: Jokes Link

Everyone who has stepped all over this thread has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for Mr. Cole and ought to apologize.

Please be considerate of forum integrity and refrain from posting any more trite jokes in this thread. Thanks.
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Partner, surely you're not serious! Please come back in and say THAT was your attempt at a joke!!! If not, please read the thread from the beginning and you'll see the purpose for this activity. It's obvious you haven't read it yet or you would have seen Mr. Cole offer up a joke contest. Thanks for stoppin' by though. Good day! :thumbs:

Floyd T.
 
Roy R. Frush said:
It is really amazing to see what a mess this thread has become with all these stupid joke posts which have nothing to do with the original subject. More disappointing is the fact that quite a few senior members have contributed to the childish banter that is polluting this thread. There has been a lot of drama lately with new members failing to conduct themselves appropriately. It's a shame and quite ironic that some of the FOGs here don't follow the established rules either. :angry:

Everyone who has stepped all over this thread has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for Mr. Cole and ought to apologize.
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May I kindly ask you to speak to Mr Cole about what happens on "his" pass thread.

Who is this guy? You picked a fine thread to introduce yourself whoever you are. :rolleyes:
 
Hmmm, I didn't see the humor... something about the bold and Italic type along with the angry smily face but if you say it was a joke than a joke it was.
 
Everyone has a different sense of humor. Not my taste personally, but maybe he was looking for shock value.

Besides if he didn't, then it is even more amusing...:D
 
Bailiff!! Whack his pee pee!!








edit: obscure Cheech and Chong reference
 
Swissy said:
Two new firemen had been with the department for several months and had never actually been to a fire when they got a report of a large barn fire. The chief decides that this would be a good one for the new guys and tells them that he is sending them out and that it should be a fairly straightforward fire and they should have no problems.

The two firemen were gone for a good five or six hours and the chief hadn’t heard from them and was getting worried so he drives out to the site to see what the problem is. When he gets there the fire is pretty much out and the barn is a big pile of smoldering ruble but one of the firemen has the farmer bent over screwing the hell out of him while the other fireman is on the other end getting a blowjob.

The chief asks ‘what the hell are you guys doing?’

One of the firemen explains that the poor farmer was overcome with smoke.

The chief says ‘Well you were supposed to give him mouth to mouth."

The other fireman says ‘Well just how do you think all this got started?’
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Swissy.....um.......not quite sure where to go with that one... ??? :whistling:

So what do cops and firefighters have in common?



We all took the firefighter test. :cool:
 
Roy R. Frush said:
What is CP coming to? More specifically--What the heck is going on here? It is really amazing to see what a mess this thread has become with all these stupid joke posts which have nothing to do with the original subject. More disappointing is the fact that quite a few senior members have contributed to the childish banter that is polluting this thread. There has been a lot of drama lately with new members failing to conduct themselves appropriately. It's a shame and quite ironic that some of the FOGs here don't follow the established rules either. :angry:

There is a designated thread for jokes, and it can be found here: Jokes Link

Everyone who has stepped all over this thread has demonstrated a complete lack of respect for Mr. Cole and ought to apologize.

Please be considerate of forum integrity and refrain from posting any more trite jokes in this thread. Thanks.
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Joke?

Elliot, please clarify.
 
Pete said:
Swissy.....um.......not quite sure where to go with that one... ??? :whistling:

So what do cops and firefighters have in common?



We all took the firefighter test. :cool:
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Probies... ya never can tell with them! :laugh:
I shoulda changed it to Paramedic/Firefighter!

(but around here, you fail the police psych test, you become a firefighter...)
 
Firstly.... thank you for having me Brother Devin! It is always an honor and privilege to participate in one of your Passes!

Secondly.... Brothers! It's been much too long since we've gotten together and it's good to see all of you on this thread! A little update... I quit my job as Controller at the construction company and have joined corporate America.... I now work for Hilton Grand Vacations Company as a Controller. Anyone need a timeshare? LOL! It's my second week on the job and I'm enjoying it! Will anyone be in Orlando in April? I got a week long conference towards the end of April... would love to hook up with any of you Bruddahs!

Thirdly.... Assman, you don't have to worry about the cigars I'll take ahead of you because I'll take them all and will put a box of Papayos and Tabantillas in the pass for you!

And finally (my contribution to the contest).... If anyone can hookup JoeM with OnStar please call him! He just bought a convertible Mustang and locked the keys in the car! He left the top down and it looks like rain tomorrow!

Aloha Bruddahs!

Wade
 
A man escapes from a prison where he has been jailed for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. he was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too"
 
Two atoms are walking down the street. One says to the other:
"Oh no, I think I lost my electron”.
The other replied:
"Are you sure?”
"YES, I’m positive”
 
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
 
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt an said "you know, if you'd firm this up, we could get rid of your girdle." Although this was on the edge of being intolerable, she decided to hold her tongue. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on her breast and said, "You know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra. "This was beyond the silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, "you know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your brother!"
 
This guy walks into the vet carrying a very limp dog. The vet instructs the man to lay the dog on the examination table and he begins to look the dog over. After about thirty seconds the vet stands back and shakes his head. "I'm sorry" he says your dog has passed away, there is nothing I can do for him.
The dogs owner can't believe this. "I want another opinion, I can not believe my dog is dead he was fine just twenty minutes ago".
The vet goes out of the office for a minute and comes back with a Labrador Retriever. The Lab proceeds to sniff all over the dead dog and then shakes his head sadly to only go "woof".
The owner is still shaking his head in disbelief so, the vet goes out and comes back with a cat. The cat jumps on the dead dog licking and sniffing all over. The cat suddenly shakes his head sadly and goes "Meeow".
The dogs owner realizes it's over and ask for the bill so he can take his beloved dog and go. When the vet comes back and hands him a bill for $600.00 the man flips out. "Six hundred dollars to tell me my do is dead, are you crazy?"
"Hey! I was only going to charge you fifty bucks. But, you were the one who ordered the Lab work and the Cat scan.
 
This old woman and her husband of fifty five years were sitting in bed asleep when the woman sits upright suddenly and wakes up er husband. "what is it" the old man ask grumpily?
"I just had a dream" she exclaims. "Oh yea. What about?"
"It was Christmas and, the whole tree was decorated with penisis. There were large ones, small ones, fat ones, skinny ones, and on the top was the perfect penis". "Oh yea, was that mine ask the old man?' "No, yours was hidden behind one of those tiny lights".

Not to be outdone the old man tells her he was having a dream also. "Well, I was having a similar dream about a Christmas tree but, the tree was decorated with vaginas".
He proceeded to tell her there were big ones, little ones, shaved ones, hairy ones, and on the top was the perfect vagina.
"Was that mine?"

"Hell no! yours was being used as the tree stand! :rolleyes:
 
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