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Beer is natures remedy to cold bones :D Whiskey also, but assuming gun-in-hand here...

Hunters around here are always drunk. 200+ people die very year in France due to being shot by hunters...
Population control to keep the heard healthy.
 
So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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OUCH!!!! Don't go a doctor or you'll get tagged up as having Covid.
 
So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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That's hadta stung!
 
So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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Damn, natural Botox. You drive yourself after that?
 
Damn, natural Botox. You drive yourself after that?
That's hadta stung!
Heh! I did drive. It hurt like hell for about five minutes and I had to sit on my tail gate to collect myself. The goose egg is even bigger/darker now and I can tell people in Home Depot are looking, while trying to act like they aren’t looking. 😂
 
Okay, I have to ask. How often did you clean and oil the stitching? Should be done monthly if worked hard.
Approximately….. Never lol. Perhaps I’ll start doing that in the next pair

ETA: Does walking around in AV FAT and corn oil count?
 
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Heh! I did drive. It hurt like hell for about five minutes and I had to sit on my tail gate to collect myself. The goose egg is even bigger/darker now and I can tell people in Home Depot are looking, while trying to act like they aren’t looking. 😂
It's your chance to call the battered spouse hotline. Then you can smoke in the garage!
 
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