Unhappy Thread

Beer is natures remedy to cold bones :D Whiskey also, but assuming gun-in-hand here...

Hunters around here are always drunk. 200+ people die very year in France due to being shot by hunters...
Population control to keep the heard healthy.
 
So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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OUCH!!!! Don't go a doctor or you'll get tagged up as having Covid.
 
So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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That's hadta stung!
 
So I go out to my storage locker to get a few things about 15 to 20 minutes ago. I have always left the padlock in place when I rolled up the door in the past with no issue. Today I go to lift it up and I hear a “bang”. I looked up just in time to see the padlock catch me squarely over the top of my right eye. Holy shit that hurt like hell! 😵😵‍💫
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Damn, natural Botox. You drive yourself after that?
 
Damn, natural Botox. You drive yourself after that?
That's hadta stung!
Heh! I did drive. It hurt like hell for about five minutes and I had to sit on my tail gate to collect myself. The goose egg is even bigger/darker now and I can tell people in Home Depot are looking, while trying to act like they aren’t looking. 😂
 
Heh! I did drive. It hurt like hell for about five minutes and I had to sit on my tail gate to collect myself. The goose egg is even bigger/darker now and I can tell people in Home Depot are looking, while trying to act like they aren’t looking. 😂
It's your chance to call the battered spouse hotline. Then you can smoke in the garage!
 
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