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Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat " Horace "
i thought it was funny :blush:

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So, he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's kindergarten teacher."
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS..........
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So, he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's kindergarten teacher."
pretty funny. almost as funny when you posted it 2 weeks ago. :blush:
She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for
sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings
and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but
finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were
doing, I would have given you all my business!"
That's when she shot him.