Things I've learned the hard way . . .

[SamClemmons]

Be careful with zippers.

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What would you know about zippers?

Doc.

When you're right you're right. I am a 13 button man.

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[lovetheleaf]

Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things.

 

[JLAudio]

And, on that note:

You can't polish a turd.

So ironic. I just watched Mythbusters who actually polished a bunch of poo. One of them, I think lion crap, was just as shiny as a silver marble!!! What the? There goes that idiom.

 

[okiesmoke]

When dealing with clients who promise to pay...

Get the money up front :laugh:

 

[JayBay]

I'd rather be happy than right.

 

[Petthefish]

The grass is always greener on the other side. Untill you step in a pile of dog crap rp