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The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
As long as you're still the most important person in the world to your child, make sure they feel they're the most important person in the world to you. Kids grow up way too fast.