Things I've learned the hard way . . .

[Seanholio]

Never allow a roomba and an incontinent dog to share a house.

 

[Breedy]

When some says "I'll tell you what happened!!!!!", just sit back and enjoy

Never pet a burning dog

No one manages to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like a team from Cleveland

 

[MadMonk]

Be very careful with what you think is your 2 year olds brown play-doh.

If you eat very strong cheese, and later think your Great Dane did a load in the house, but can't find it, there is a good chance your smelling your upper lip/moustache.

 

[theEpiphany]

Never allow a roomba and an incontinent dog to share a house.

Talking about Roomba and dog poo is more often than not, funny as hell.

 

[bigwhiteash]

Never pet a burning dog

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:laugh:


How did you manage to learn this... the HARD way???

 

[thinde]

Be careful of what you wish for. You may get it.

 

[rob300c]

No means no.
Except when it means maybe or yes.

-Rob

 

[sonuvabum]

Murphy was an optimist.

 

[alexgtp]

The drunken mind speaks a sober truth.

 

[JayDee]

licking a frozen pole DOES hurt

women DO NOT want you to be honest when they ask you if they look fat

filling butane lighters is a practice best done outside

snow skiing requires TWO skis (ouch)

 

[br174]

Let go and let God


Brian

 

[SamClemmons]

Be careful with zippers.

NA

 

[Devil Doc]

Be careful with zippers.

NA

What would you know about zippers?

Doc.

 

[JayDee]

Be careful with zippers.

NA

What would you know about zippers?

Doc.

Beans and franks

 

[cookie_1978]

A hard dick has no conscience

 

[uptown_isy]

If ever at a party and you feel like going into a room and crashing, make sure you take your shoes off BEFORE falling asleep. Apparently, there's some unwritten rule about this. I wish I would have known beforehand.

 

[cigar smoke]

Too busy guarding the peanuts while the elephants were escaping.

Bob

 

[BigJake6904]

Don't eat yellow snow.

Life's too short to smoke cheap shit!

Live like there's no tomorrow, Love your woman, Laugh until you cry, Eat like a king, Drink like a fish, Party like a rock star, and Smoke like a Chimney.

Here's to the times we won't remember with the people we won't forget.

 

[Macion Grey]

It it the nature of the Universe that you are doomed to be surrounded by idiotic motorists 80% of your driving time each day.

 

[Keystone_Raider]

-Never say never.

-No matter how hard he is wagging his tail. do not reach through an open car window to pet your friends dog.