The Jonesy Pretty Penny Pass

[Gator]

Two hours and no entries..... ??? .....What's wrong people, you don't think there have been any humorous statements made here on CP?

This ought to be good. Newblets bombing each other with formula, pampers, applejuice, Barney Vids, bibs, blanky's, and pictures of they moms. OMG. Can you say "daddy"? Come on, say "daddy" for me. "dadda'. LMAO

NA

 

[jfields]

I f'd up (imagine that). I just realized i left all the cigars out, and my lab chewed them all up.

JK, i did leave the tape and sharpie out, so i do owe Tim a roll of tape and a sharpie.

Frank........Where is your head lately?

 

[Gator]

I f'd up (imagine that). I just realized i left all the cigars out, and my lab chewed them all up.

JK, i did leave the tape and sharpie out, so i do owe Tim a roll of tape and a sharpie.

Frank........I haven't given head lately?

YIKES!!

 

[preembargo]

I f'd up (imagine that). I just realized i left all the cigars out, and my lab chewed them all up.

JK, i did leave the tape and sharpie out, so i do owe Tim a roll of tape and a sharpie.

Frank........I haven't given head lately?

YIKES!!

:laugh: Oh someone has to use this as a contest enty, it may as well be me :sign:

 

[insight]

Maduro both Padron boxes...

Steven

To SmokeLaw1,

You are are very unkind person and your post was not warrented. IMHO, a EBAY rating is a good measuring device to see if the seller has had problems in the past. I have a 100% feedback.

I trust everyone one this fine website sees you for what you are. It's people like your who poison are forums. I have talked to some fine people on this and other forum. If you don't like something said, I suggest you keep it to yourself.

BTW, you might be a Lawyer, but I am a Trauma Surgeon (Level 1).

Steven

 

[insight]

AVB and Coventrycat.
I like and respect you both but you're gonna have to stop acting like me.
You are both amateurs and it's embarassing.

NA

 

[tomthirtysix]

OK, Jonesy. Is this eligible? Wasn't posted on the board, but over in chat. I'll try anyway.

["K"] 1:55 pm: Anyways, I picked up some unisom pills today
["K"] 1:56 pm: will try'em out later
["K"] 1:56 pm: got class till 8pm
[robbiex0r] 1:56 pm: what are those?
[robbiex0r] 1:56 pm: like my penis pills?
["K"] 1:56 pm: sleeping aids
[insight] 1:56 pm: aids doesn't sleep
[insight] 1:56 pm: it is a silent killer

 

[tomthirtysix]

If that doesn't work...

Is that you in your avatar?

Looks like a hippie with down syndrome doesn't he?

 

[insight]

Telling someone to "Fug off" is bad form no matter who you are.

Paul did not deserve that kind of remark plain and simple. Neal may not like Wade, but that is no reason to be rude to other members of the forum.

Even the guard dog needs to be kept on a leash from time to time.

Hey bilder,

fugg off.

NA

 

[insight]

My purple headed, throbbing muscle of love thanks you from the bottom of his salty tasting, hairless, pink, yam sack.

 

[insight]

I bet she babbles on and on like that when you're shoving the meat hammer into her tiny pink starfish. That'd be about the time I'd spin her around and gag her with the glistening sword of meaty love until she STFU.

 

[mmburtch]

Quoting MatR is tantamount to cheating. :laugh:

 

[jfields]

If you are offended by what someone says on the fuggin' Internet, get a life. If you don't like the way things are done here, leave.

Just because you think you deserve respect, is the very reason you won't get respect. You are not entitled to anything just because you join a internet board, regardless what type of board.

I love you Bert. Seriously. I got something I need to show you.

NA

Seriously.

NA

 

[Gator]

damn copycats, I brought out the sc posts 1st, I win

 

[jfields]

damn copycats, I brought out the sc posts 1st, I win

Go back to your own pass to stir shit. :sign:

 

[Gator]

Heh, think you got it tough. I've been assaulted by a SEAL, a RECON Marine and a WAVE. The WAVE hurt me the most. B*%ch bit me on the inside of my upper thigh. Got 'em all back though, stuck each of them in the ass with a hypo of Thorazine. Corpsmen rule.

Doc.

It was our pleasure Smoky, but I ain't no goddamn Marine.

Doc.

 

[jfields]

:laugh: Satchmo describing his first Opus X.........A power Ranger. :whistling: I laughed my ass of when I read it again today. :laugh:

I would compare it to slamming your head in a door, or maybe a kick in the jimmy from David Beckham, and then it finished off with a slight hint of a thumb in the eye :thumbs:

I was wondering if Wade was going to let this one go, I guess he is the one who was gracious enough to give the cigar, he should be able to bask in the glory of the ass woopin' I recieved.

I'm not sure if I should start out with the excuses, or finish with them. Here goes..

I had two cigars, and was feeling the effects a bit, so we had grabbed slice of pizza and headed back. Wade got right into his 8th or 9th stick, and I was sitting there appreciating Beth's sweater puppets from "Dog The Bountyhunter". So Wade throws that cute little, iddy biddy Power Ranger. Hell, how bad can a cigar be if it's named after a kids toy.

Well, I was starting to feel a bit better. So I pulled the cello and band of the foot, and got the feel of it for a bit. Wade was laughing at me asking if I was going to smoke it or not. I cut it and tested the draw. It was an impressive little cigar. The taste of the unlit cigar let you know something was happeining (kind of light the background music befor Freddie Krueger pops out of the closet). After appreciating the cigar, and enjoying the moment, I put fire to the beast.

I was reclined in a nice leather chair in the lounge. Very comfy. All my hands and feet were inside the ride. Seat belt was fastened. Let's get it on!!!

This cigar has alot of different flavors. I could never understand the metallic flavor people had described, but not I know. The first few hits had exactly that. After that it really leveleded. Very tasty stick, with a great draw and construction. Every puff, I was waiting for the smack upside the head. It didn't really smack me upside the head, but more of a sneak attack. After and inch and half. I could tell something wasn't quite right in Quade's world. Wade was laughing cuz I started out taking a drag every minute or so. Then it was a couple of minutes, then there could have been spans of 5 or more. You'll have to ask Wade because it was a bit hazy for me :laugh:

I got out of the recliner to go to the door and get a breath of fresh. I felt like I was learning to walk for the first time. Shake legs and wozy. Yowzers!! I made it througha LFD DL 700 from Twain, and a Camacho Legendario. I thought I had made it through some of the worst, but the Power Ranger dwarfed those other two, IMHO.

I unfortunately cannot finish the review as that is as far as I got through the cigar. I honestly could not go one. I was just green!!! I had apologized to Wade for not finishing the cigar, but he said it was worth it just to watch my sorry ass. Glad you enjoyed it, buddy

I'm down but not out. I'm going to ask for a rematch. I think I can take the Power Ranger this time. I never understood what people were talking about with cigars, as I was buzzing from the LFD 700, but this was a new realm......

Quade

 

[tkoepp]

Box arrived, I will do an inspection and post my approved P/T's later

 

[tkoepp]

All looks good, I put a sharpie in the box, and donated to the troops, the box looks pretty good although I did not inspect all the sticks.. This will go out in the morning...

T:#17 Padron #2 P: #40 ESG Robusto
T: #15 Padron 40th P:#41 DCM Stanfords 90th
T:#34 RyJ No.2 EL 00 P: #42 Parti Pyramide EL 00
T:#6 BBMF P: #44 FFOX Lancero 2004 (from the gift set)
P:#43 Cabaiguan El Guapo
P:#45 601 Oscuro La Punta (Green label)

 

[Jonesy]

Some of these quotes are getting pretty good....looks like this will be hard to judge.