The great newbie wars of "05

[Cheeze]

Report to the General!!!

 

[preembargo]

Goodness, what a month it's been already. The wife (Bargogirl) was in the hospital for a second time this month, so I missed the raid against Moki. (Don't worry Moki. You're still on the list and I'll get you when you least expect it) Then we thought my brother had a stroke the night I escaped toaster's ambush, (It was really great to meet the infamous Tommy [not Tony] "toaster" Evans.) but it turns out my brother's got a severe case of ...Oh, it's too embarrassing... a particular virus that caused paralysis on the left side of his face. Nothing permanent, two weeks to six months of "outbreak"-be-gone ( to be fair, a non std strain) and he'll still be ugly but he'll be able to use a straw on either side of his mouth.

I also had the opportunity to meet another FOG last week. Horse invited Bargogirl and me to a Texas Millionaires performance. She wasn't able go because she was 'in between hospital stays', but the little Princess and I went and had a very enjoyable time. After the concert, she and I joined Horse for a mini-herf. She enjoyed a nice bubble gum cigar (pink, of course) while Horse and I imbibed on something 'a little more full bodied' (thanks Mark, that was a very nice smoke). If these two FOG ambassadors are representative of all CP FOGs, then I may be willing to entertain the idea of peace talks.

But until such time as negotiations are initiated, Newbies, report in for the next mission assignment.

Vive' La Revolucion

 

[moki]

Matty... I got the bomb today... heh... "interesting" is certainly a word for it! I'll be giving part of it to my girlfriend's sister whom we call puteri (which means "princess" in Malay) -- thanks man...

 

[AVB]

So you have sent your ladyfinger out do you surrender now? You said the war would be over? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The war will end swiftly...about thursday...

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Matty... I got the bomb today... heh... "interesting" is certainly a word for it! I'll be giving part of it to my girlfriend's sister whom we call puteri (which means "princess" in Malay) -- thanks man...

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[ggiese]

The war will end swiftly...about thursday...

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WHERES THE BOOM!!!!
THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EARTH SHATTERING KABOOM!!

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Matty... I got the bomb today... heh... "interesting" is certainly a word for it! I'll be giving part of it to my girlfriend's sister whom we call puteri (which means "princess" in Malay) -- thanks man...

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I told ya... Sitting around, smoking a rare Opus X, drinking a glass of expensive brandy, and the "missiles" are harmlessly bouncing off your less than fortified windows....

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[moki]

Thanks for the bombs guys -- it was fun, some nice smokes in there too. AVB's right tho... this is a war you cannot win. Remember the Alamo.

Ya got the numbers... but not the guns.

 

[Matty_Vegas]

I shall never surrender!!!
(my humidor might)...
I will restock the armory...
(I will by more "everyday/filler smokes and bomb out some more premiums"
I will fight again
(after I get paid and can buy a few fivers I had my eye on)
the end is Nigh

Moki it is okay to share your new outfit with the little girl....I am sure you two will look great

 

[ggiese]

Well... I was asked to do a favor for a newb, and of course I did... I took the opportunity to take the innocuous looking package and add a little hitchhiker to it... should sneak right under enemy radar.... bwwwwuuuuuahahahahahahahah!!!!


:whistling:

 

[moki]

Well... I was asked to do a favor for a newb, and of course I did... I took the opportunity to take the innocuous looking package and add a little hitchhiker to it... should sneak right under enemy radar.... bwwwwuuuuuahahahahahahahah!!!!


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It's all clear here!

 

[ggiese]

sorry, Moki - this is a newbie bomb...

WHEN (not if, but WHEN) I ever bomb you (it's on my list to do in my lifetime), it will be worthy.... :thumbs: (I gotta build that ammo up first, though)

 

[Matty_Vegas]

so I bomb someone and then beetles kill all the smokes in my humi...

 

[AVB]

Biological warfare. ???

 

[Cheeze]

It's not over yet, my Dirty Bomb has not yet landed. Even if he survives the explosion he will not survive the after affects of this Dirty Bomb!!!

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Grandpa is bombing someone? oh look how cute :love:

 

[bfreebern]

You are a stirrer, aren't you David?

:sign:

 

[preembargo]

AVB's right tho... this is a war you cannot win.  Remember the Alamo.

Ya got the numbers... but not the guns.

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Andrew, Andrew, Andrew...

I actually logged on today to offer a cease fire (at least until the dreaded beetle plague can be eradicated)

[Cheap ploy to buy time to restock? Maybe, but prudent none the less].

But then you had to wave The Alamo at a Texan. "Remember the Alamo!" is the ULTIMATE battle cry. Those who know Texas history know the mistake you've just made. Those FOG's who know what "Remember the Alamo!" means, know to join us or flee. Anyone who knows anything about The Alamo knows that there can never be a surrender now.

Just as it was at The Alamo...




Last man standing wins!

 

[Peekay]

There were no more Texans standing in the SA after the Alamo battle. I don't get it.

 

[AVB]

I remember Ozzy peed on the Alamo.........does that count?

 

[Peekay]

When I was 6 I visited the Alamo and got kicked out of the cathedral for forgetting to take off my hat too many times.

I was a hell-raiser at that age.

 

[PSTAN]

I remember Ozzy peed on the Alamo.........does that count?

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I needed that laugh. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: