The great newbie wars of "05

[AVB]

What were you Matty....one when that came out?

You will not be able to stay home, noobie.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to smoke
dog rockets confiscated from a Harlem tobacconist.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the FOGs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Noobie.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that box of Opus into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of FOGS shooting down
noobies in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of FOGS shooting down
noobies in the instant replay.
The revolution will not be televised.

.........The revolution will be live.

a surgical strike has been launched..complete with uniform at 1500 hrs.

#0304 3490 0001 5507 7813

The revolution will not be televised!!

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(apologies to Gil Scott-Heron)

 

[Swissy]

Hmm, a major bomb from a newbie with New Orleans connections..........

Multo appreciado, whoever you are.........and kudos on the selection!! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

That didn't come from a newbie's humi!!! :laugh: New to this board, maybe. :sign:

Now, who's from New Orleans........

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WHAT?? the infamous 'mystery bomber' got a mystery bomb??

say it isn't so??!!

 

[moki]

I am not afraid.

 

[ggiese]

I am not afraid.

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Andrew, I just picture you sitting in the living room, enjoying an Opus X Masterpole, feet propped on the coffee table, snifter of "Old Havana" brandy from Germain-Robin, perusing the Cigar Aficionado magazine, and every so often you hear a "tink"..., "tink".... Rising to see what the noise is, you see cigars falling out of the sky like a light spring rain, bouncing off of your windows, falling harmlessly on the ground. I hear you muttering under your breath "Those bastids... Now I gotta go out there and clean up the Newb's mess, with their so called 'bombs'..." :angry2:



And then I picture NCCL's "crater"... :laugh:

 

[moki]

Andrew, I just picture you sitting in the living room, enjoying an Opus X Masterpole, feet propped on the coffee table, snifter of "Old Havana" brandy from Germain-Robin, perusing the Cigar Aficionado magazine, and every so often you hear a "tink"..., "tink".... Rising to see what the noise is, you see cigars falling out of the sky like a light spring rain, bouncing off of your windows, falling harmlessly on the ground. I hear you muttering under your breath "Those bastids... Now I gotta go out there and clean up the Newb's mess, with their so called 'bombs'..." :angry2:



And then I picture NCCL's "crater"... :laugh:

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[Matty_Vegas]

What were you Matty....one when that came out?

You will not be able to stay home, noobie.
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and skip,
Skip out for beer during commercials,
Because the revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by Xerox
In 4 parts without commercial interruptions.
The revolution will not show you pictures of Nixon
blowing a bugle and leading a charge by John
Mitchell, General Abrams and Spiro Agnew to smoke
dog rockets confiscated from a Harlem tobacconist.
The revolution will not be televised.

The revolution will not be brought to you by the
Schaefer Award Theatre and will not star Natalie
Woods and Steve McQueen or Bullwinkle and Julia.
The revolution will not give your mouth sex appeal.
The revolution will not get rid of the FOGs.
The revolution will not make you look five pounds
thinner, because the revolution will not be televised, Noobie.

There will be no pictures of you and Willie Mays
pushing that shopping cart down the block on the dead run,
or trying to slide that box of Opus into a stolen ambulance.
NBC will not be able predict the winner at 8:32
or report from 29 districts.
The revolution will not be televised.

There will be no pictures of FOGS shooting down
noobies in the instant replay.
There will be no pictures of FOGS shooting down
noobies in the instant replay.
The revolution will not be televised.

.........The revolution will be live.

a surgical strike has been launched..complete with uniform at 1500 hrs.

#0304 3490 0001 5507 7813

The revolution will not be televised!!

[snapback]185377[/snapback]​

(apologies to Gil Scott-Heron)

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2 words
Last Poets
Jazz for your A$$

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

I am not afraid.

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Proud of yourself are you? well my friend, I'm filling the crater, rebuilding the house and restocking the cellar.

 

[moki]

Proud of yourself are you? well my friend, I'm filling the crater, rebuilding the house and restocking the cellar.

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...and hopefully smoking a nice cigar or three

 

[BrownDevil]

Proud of yourself are you? well my friend, I'm filling the crater, rebuilding the house and restocking the cellar.

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...and hopefully smoking a nice cigar or three

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Yeah, he's quite happy despite the desruction of his home.
I gave him the new name....NorCalAnejoLover

 

[mrjinglesusa]

Proud of yourself are you? well my friend, I'm filling the crater, rebuilding the house and restocking the cellar.

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...and hopefully smoking a nice cigar or three

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Yeah, he's quite happy despite the desruction of his home.
I gave him the new name....NorCalAnejoLover

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Niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

A Moki bomb - there may never be an equal.

 

[bfreebern]

NorCal

Lover is a whiner.


:sign:

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Shut it freebern .... twit.

 

[Cheeze]

One heading North!!!
Dam Yankees!!!




*****0103 8555 7493 6389 0079*****

 

[moki]

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

A Moki bomb - there may never be an equal.

[snapback]185511[/snapback]​

Untrue -- there are plenty of people here who could do far worse damage than I did. Be afraid.

 

[AVB]

Is that like Bury Noobies?

Dam Yankees!!!

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[NorCalCigarLover]

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

A Moki bomb - there may never be an equal.

[snapback]185511[/snapback]​

Untrue -- there are plenty of people here who could do far worse damage than I did. Be afraid.

[snapback]185537[/snapback]​

Paleeeeeeeeeease ...... :sign:

The Uber bomber is in a league all his own, the other FOG's are just ... well, they're still just F'n Old Guys

 

[ggiese]

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

A Moki bomb - there may never be an equal.

[snapback]185511[/snapback]​

Untrue -- there are plenty of people here who could do far worse damage than I did. Be afraid.

[snapback]185537[/snapback]​

Paleeeeeeeeeease ...... :sign:

The Uber bomber is in a league all his own, the other FOG's are just ... well, they're still just F'n Old Guys

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Oh, boy... I thought this guy woulda quick talking smack when his neighborhood was wiped off the map by Andrew...

It's gotta be shell shock, I tell ya... :sign:

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Oh, boy... I thought this guy woulda quick talking smack when his neighborhood was wiped off the map by Andrew...

It's gotta be shell shock, I tell ya... :sign:

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WHAT !!! damn this ringing in my ears, I still can't hear a thing. :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Toaster]

In the off chance I missed someone via PM or misguided PM's... I wanted to publicly thank the many who have sent in newbie bombs. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated- I'm alive and well No thanks to the continuing fire I am currently undertaking.

Thank you to all, even those who have tried to remain anonymous!

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Who are you?

??? ??? ???

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me? I'm the poor bastard with Comcast cable internet, who's modem dies just about everyday :angry2: Finally got Comcast to fix it after 2 days downtime :sign:

Oh yeah- and I'm a newbie :thumbs:

 

[mrjinglesusa]

Niiiiiiiiiiiice.....

A Moki bomb - there may never be an equal.

[snapback]185511[/snapback]​

Untrue -- there are plenty of people here who could do far worse damage than I did. Be afraid.

[snapback]185537[/snapback]​

:sign: