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The great newbie wars of "05

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NorCalCigarLover said:
Andrew - where did you get the picture of MattR - that's funny!!!  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
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MattR? I thought it was our tiara wearing BOTL :rolleyes:

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LMAO, FOCKER!!!!!!!!
 
indyrob said:
I'll bite...new to CP...not to the humidor..I wanna play too.
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Welcome to the newbie wars indyrob! feel free to join the ranks or email general preembargo for specific targets :whistling:

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psyktek said:
:sign: Don't discourage him; the resulting confetti will add a festive touch to the destruction!! :sign:
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Sadly, I must report the following:

due to extreme measures from the Supreme Commander of the Anchorage division of the Northern Forces (Sorry Preembargo, there is a higher ranking officer than you!), funding for the Newbie War has drastically been reduced (ok, eliminated for the time being...) and I regretfully pass all recon info, targeting assignments and bloodshed to tuxindy, Commander of the Eagle River division. (She's on to the Cigar Bid purchases, gang! Damn credit card billing statements...)

I in no way bow to the might of the FOG's, for I shall return when funding has been restored or when I can get a stealth bid online.... I also am in no way, shape or form thinking I am no longer a noob- in fact just the opposite. With each FOG bomb dropped, my noob-ness increased! And I shudder to think of the results of one less noob bomber in the war, but they shall prevail! I have faith...

But without funding, I will be tempted to start using FOG weaponry in place of noob ones, and that is deemed unacceptable by me, and a few 'sources' I inquired to. So, I will sit back, enjoy the FOG missles, watch the carnage from my little northern corner, and sneak a bombing in here and there.

Oh, and by the way, FOX 1! FOX 2!
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NorCal ya post paddin' noob. Four in a row is the same as stuttering. ;)

And you Swissy.... running out of ammo, a typical noob mistake. If you can't soar with the eagles then you're just food on the ground. :p
 
AVB said:
And you Swissy.... running out of ammo, a typical noob mistake. If you can't soar with the eagles then you're just food on the ground. :p
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Well, ok, I admit- I have a limited supply if you take out the FOG missles sitting in Smokey... but without a good store locally to take CASH, I was betrayed by the paperwork submitted for each weapons purchase. Rest assured, once I appease the Supreme Commander (aka The Wife) -or sneak in a stealth purchase!- there will be more missles flying from the northern skies! And trust me- I fear my boss more than ANY fog...
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And with comments like that, you're at the top o' the list, buddy!
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Aww, crap. Well, I'm sitting here typing as I'm flying across the yard- just got blown away by another bomb!! NUTS! And this was from one of my own... damn news travels fast when you wimp out on your troops!


(PS... up here food on the ground for the Eagles are little foo-foo dogs!)
 
NORAD has confirmed an incoming missile... landfall ETA... uncertain

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My point exactly. :whistling:

Swissy said:
(PS... up here food on the ground for the Eagles are little foo-foo dogs!)

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I'm hit! I'm hit! :0 NorCal, nice precision guided hit you put on me old man. Prepare to take cover...

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In the off chance I missed someone via PM or misguided PM's... I wanted to publicly thank the many who have sent in newbie bombs. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated- I'm alive and well ;) No thanks to the continuing fire I am currently undertaking.

Thank you to all, even those who have tried to remain anonymous! :)
 
Toaster said:
In the off chance I missed someone via PM or misguided PM's... I wanted to publicly thank the many who have sent in newbie bombs. The rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated- I'm alive and well ;) No thanks to the continuing fire I am currently undertaking.

Thank you to all, even those who have tried to remain anonymous! :)
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Who are you?

??? ??? ???
 
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Your item was delivered at 11:08 am on May 09, 2005 in SAN JOSE, CA 95127.

We have a direct hit! on NorCalCigarLover's domicile...

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Call a friend from back home and asked him to drive by David's house (or what's left of it)......police blocked it off at both sides of the block :p
 
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