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The great newbie wars of "05

Cheeze said:
I can feel it again, you know that feeling like something big is going to happen again.

And no FOG's I am not talking about attempt on NCCL, his wine cellar is tripple reinforced so he will be just fine after this attach!!

I think the sky is turning dark...
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Oh, Mr. Cheeze puff... You have NO idea... I'm in Illinois and I KNOW I'm going to feel the blast from here... This attack is no doubt without any equal... There is no way ANY of you could inflict the damage Moki is about to do to Northern California - even collectively....

Say your prayers, David... You are just days away from a VERY bright flash!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Unfortunately, NorCalCigarLovers domicile will be no more - no humidors - no wine cellars - no back yard steak pit. Just a large crater where it all used to be... Trust me on this one - this is a bomb of the most LETHAL type... ALL OF YOU (including you, Mr. Cheeze) will be humbled and silenced by this one...
 
naiou175 said:
Ahh don't worry too much norcal you know how these FOgs are all talk...
and I have a feeling that this is about to get very interesting :whistling:
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Oh, naiou175, the naive one... You and all other newbs like you will be eating those words in a few days. IF (and this is a big IF) NCCL is able to report ANYTHING about the hit, it will be to beg for unconditional surrender. There is NO WAY any of you could possibly retaliate in any manner that would remotely punish any of the fogs for this hit...

This attack, my friends, has gone nuclear... And we're not talkin' 1940's kinda nuclear - we're talkin' new millenium kind of nuclear - "shock and awe", I'd call it...
 
AVB said:
That would be a minor problem compared to what is going to happen.

preembargo said:
If one were to listen to rhetoric, it would seem NorCal, that the sky is falling.
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AVB - I'm getting the impression Gen. Preembargo is thinking that the FOGs are just claiming the sky is falling, and nothing is gonna happen (like some kind of hype build up, or something). Nothing could be further from the truth ;)

Gen. Preembargo - you, sir, are on your last legs. Enjoy your brief touch of fame in the Newb wars of '05 - because this is your last taunting gasp... :angry2:

No one blames you for your naivety - after all, you're only newbs... You have no idea what the FOGs are capable of - but you are about to find out... :whistling:
 
Oh look, a postcard from Publishers Clearing House came in the mail today :whistling: .

Did the FOG's make Grandpa their representative? :sign:

:cool:
 
NorCalCigarLover said:
Oh look, a postcard from Publishers Clearing House came in the mail today :whistling: .

:cool:
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Oh, that's good David... Publisher's CLEARING HOUSE - very prophetic... :whistling:
 
LOL! oh look, the FOG's think they can do "collective" damage :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .

Well, if the skies over San Jose are going to darken and the tides are going to rise, then I'm once more going deep inside the humidor for another FOG bomb. This will be a truly "dark" bomb, nothing like it launched from the Newbie camps before. Assembled on the eve of my birthday and launched the day before Mothers Day, make sure you kiss your Momma goodbye FOG.

:cool:
 
naiou175 said:
Ahh don't worry too much norcal you know how these FOgs are all talk...
and I have a feeling that this is about to get very interesting :whistling:
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NorCalCigarLover said:
Well, if the skies over San Jose are going to darken and the tides are going to rise, then I'm once more going deep inside the humidor for another FOG bomb. This will be a truly "dark" bomb, nothing like it launched from the Newbie camps before. Assembly on the eve of my birthday and launched the day before Mothers Day, make sure you kiss your Momma goodbye FOG.
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OMG! This is brutal! I don't know if I can take down a FOG this way :0 . The bomb is assembled and is truly a thing of beauty, it brings a tear to my eyes just to look at it.

Now to find a worthy enough FOG. You are not worthy!

:cool:
 
NorCalCigarLover said:
Now to find a worthy enough FOG. You are not worthy!
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Methinks you're about to learn the definition of "not worthy"...

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Having a bit of knowledge about warfare I'm pretty sure I was the only one or at least one of the first ever able to retaliate a moki bomb with equal aplomb.(I'll leave it to the master to agree or not) You, however, do not have the resources to think outside the box for the return fire. Send out whatever squibs you may have now so there'll be less to clean up later. ;)
 
(kaf! kaf!) Captain Leafheart reporting (kaf! kaf!),
I've taken a direct hit (kaf!) from a "Joe T." in Venice Fla (whoever he is)...
Oh! It hurts so good! (kaf!)
I was just about out of ammo too. (moan)
I managed to let loose another salvo before I got hit.
You other newbies gotta get your asses out there and fight the good fight! (kaf!)
The lights are getting dim...better get out my torch.
(kaf!)
 
moki said:
NorCalCigarLover said:
Now to find a worthy enough FOG. You are not worthy!
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Methinks you're about to learn the definition of "not worthy"...

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Andrew - where did you get the picture of MattR - that's funny!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
It's not much of a chalenge for the FOGs to find you newbies
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Bill
 
How she doesn't mind? She took it away from him. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

moki said:
How your wife doesn't mind[/url] the package I sent. ;)
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