The great newbie wars of "05

[Peekay]

This is kinda like the Crusades.

 

[Matty_Vegas]

we shall overcome!!!!

 

[Swissy]

Man, there are no holidays in war! Just as I was stuffing my face with another hunk of Tequila lime chicken, and washing down it with a margarita, I heard a knock knock knock at my door. In my slightly drunken stupor, I answered it (like an idiot...) and kaBOOM!

Seems like some guys are sensitive about bombings and try hard at return fire! Ree Ree, nice bomb man! Holy smokes I will be wounded for some time on this one. Northern Forces Doctors have prescribed a cigar to help aid in my recovery... off to lite up

 

[ree ree robusto]

Direct hit, target destroyed! Enjoy on this fine Cinco de Mayo holiday.

ree

 

[Gonz]

I think the general really may be gone. I pm'd him a couple days ago looking for a target or just confirmation that he's still with us, and no response!

 

[moki]

BOMBS AWAY!!

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Yo NorCal...

 

[ggiese]

BOMBS AWAY!!

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Yo NorCal...

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Uh, oh..... This is bad.... :0

Stoopid newblets!!! Now you've pissed the big dog off!!! ???

 

[Matty_Vegas]

My house has been reinforced....bombs away!!!

 

[stevehawk]

A couple of bombs away!
What do you do if there's no mailing address in a target's (member's) profile?

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It's a direct hit! :0

See if I give you any more help with your pics!

j/k, of course. Thanks for the nice package, Guy! :thumbs:

Now I have to prepare a strike against some other unsuspecting soul...

...hmmm...

...newb or FOG???

 

[ggiese]

A couple of bombs away!
What do you do if there's no mailing address in a target's (member's) profile?

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It's a direct hit! :0

See if I give you any more help with your pics!

j/k, of course. Thanks for the nice package, Guy! :thumbs:

Now I have to prepare a strike against some other unsuspecting soul...

...hmmm...

...newb or FOG???

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either one would be fine - JUST NO TEABAGS!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[stevehawk]

A couple of bombs away!
What do you do if there's no mailing address in a target's (member's) profile?

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It's a direct hit! :0

See if I give you any more help with your pics!

j/k, of course. Thanks for the nice package, Guy! :thumbs:

Now I have to prepare a strike against some other unsuspecting soul...

...hmmm...

...newb or FOG???

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either one would be fine - JUST NO TEABAGS!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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:laugh:

George, I can't even see a teabag now without thinkin' of you...

Ya rat bastid!

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[moki]

Uh, oh..... This is bad.... :0

Stoopid newblets!!! Now you've pissed the big dog off!!! ???

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It's gonna leave a city block-sized crater where his home used to be.

 

[Swissy]

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

Man, you FOGs should be trembling. If you knew of the arsenal I just aquired,
you'd be heading for the hills.

Alert your neighbors, say goodbye to your mailman,
and horde a weeks rations of MRE's - someone is getting NAILED.

Now just who... WHO...

 

[moki]

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

Man, you FOGs should be trembling. If you knew of the arsenal I just aquired,
you'd be heading for the hills.

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Don't get cocky, kid! Just wait to see what hits NorCalCigarLover...

 

[BrownDevil]

Uh, oh..... This is bad.... :0

Stoopid newblets!!! Now you've pissed the big dog off!!! ???

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It's gonna leave a city block-sized crater where his home used to be.

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David,

I just wanted to let you know it's been a real pleasure meeting you this year. It's great to meet someone from the home town! Please give Rancador & Fox funeral home a call....and tell them you know me. They'll give you a good plot near the area where pigeons don't sh*t all over the headstones.

I told you before vato, don't bomb people like moki.....bad bad things are bound to happen, and after talking with him tonight he's seriously pissed.

Nice knowing ya :laugh: :laugh:

 

[moki]

He has probably until Monday or Tuesday to live... better enjoy the weekend, David. It's going to be your last.

 

[psyktek]

David, I'd be glad to give your wine cellar a safe haven here in Utah. In fact, if there are any personal mementoes you'd like to safeguard/pass along to the rest of the family, feel free to send them here along with a list of addresses. I'll be sure to send them along after you d... um, take delivery of moki's tactical nu...
um, surprise. :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:

As someone once said: it's not difficult to grab a tiger by the tail; the trick is in figuring out how to let go! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Oh, and I'll get one of my LDS neighbors to do a baptism for the dead for you and your family.

Nice knowing ya!

 

[sir-smokes-a-lot]

I'm thinking I should buy some land in South Dakota.
It will be beachfront property by the time Moki's done w/ ya

:thumbs: :thumbs:

 

[moki]

 

[SamClemmons]

Okay then, NCCL, (aka. california whine boy) is done. You are about to be dazzled and destroyed whineboy.... say goodnight.

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