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The Danger of Drinking and Driving

As someone who lost his mother to a drunk driver, the answer seems pretty clear to me. What do you

  • Drunk drivers are dangerous to themselves and/or others

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  • The danger attributed to drinking and driving is a popular myth

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Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
 
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
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And the coup de grace - you gotta stay the night in a tent in the back yard. Of course, after gaping at boobs, drinking a 6 pack and being stung by bees, the insect bites won't much matter.
 
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
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LMAO @ Scot! :laugh:
 
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
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Can we determine whose boobs will be flashed prior to trying this?
 
bfreebern said:
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
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Can we determine whose boobs will be flashed prior to trying this?
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You volunteering yours? ???
 
coventrycat86 said:
bfreebern said:
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
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Can we determine whose boobs will be flashed prior to trying this?
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You volunteering yours? ???
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Sure, she has some nice ones!
 
This thread has almost everything - drama, simplifications, knowledgable posts, it's just missing one thing. The devil's advocate:

I think drinking and driving is perfectably acceptable, it just requires a lot of practice. This is a huge void high school sponsored driving classes need to fill. Only then can we truly know if drinking and driving is actually bad, or, if we just need to practice more.
 
grateful1 said:
bfreebern said:
coventrycat86 said:
bfreebern said:
coventrycat86 said:
You volunteering yours? ???
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Sure, she has some nice ones!
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I thought you were volunteering YOUR man boobs there Bfree. :laugh:
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Leave my man boobs out of this Bill. You've been stocking me ever since that "one" time I had too much to drink.

Sheesh.
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...a tiara...now a stocking...I don't even want to know what else you wear!
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:sign: I corrected my spelling goof.
 
ggiese said:
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
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And the coup de grace - you gotta stay the night in a tent in the back yard. Of course, after gaping at boobs, drinking a 6 pack and being stung by bees, the insect bites won't much matter.
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Really, do you have an accident report involving the driver swatting at a bee?
 
Ah, crap - now we get sidetracked on Brandon's man-boobs. Just when we had a great discussion going and Steve was going to respond to my posts... Nice going guys... :angry:
 
coventrycat86 said:
bfreebern said:
I don't have an accent, but the sheep su.........ohh, nevermind.
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At least we're back on topic of drinking and "driving," bend over little lamb.......
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I'm sick of your "ass" posts... :angry:

Oh, Shawk said ASSININE - sorry.... :blush:

Carry on... :whistling:

coventrycat86 said:
bfreebern said:
I don't have an accent, but the sheep su.........ohh, nevermind.
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At least we're back on topic of drinking and "driving," bend over little lamb.......

ggiese said:
NullSmurf said:
Really, do you have an accident report involving the driver swatting at a bee?
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Yes.
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I'll be ya didn't think he had one did ya smuff?
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Just don't make me go back and look for it - you'll have to just trust me there are two or three of 'em - amongst the thousands of other reports in our system...

But next time we have one, I'll be sure to save it for ya... ;)
 
NullSmurf said:
ggiese said:
cigardawg said:
Great way of resolving this debate.

Everyone show up at the BBQ Herf. Each of you can drink a 6-pack of beer. We'll put you on a bicycle with a cigar to smoke. Then, you have to talk on your cell phone and read the newspaper while riding in circles under a bee-hive. All the while, we'll arrange for some large-breasted honey to flash her boobs at you. Impairment, distraction, we'll do it all. :p

The last one to fall off their bike wins. :D
Click to expand...


And the coup de grace - you gotta stay the night in a tent in the back yard. Of course, after gaping at boobs, drinking a 6 pack and being stung by bees, the insect bites won't much matter.
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Really, do you have an accident report involving the driver swatting at a bee?
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Bee Report:

http://www.wtnh.com/global/story.asp?s=372...lientType=Print
 
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