The Batty-Bones "Show Me The Sun" Pass

[Tony Bones]

Swedish my man... I hate the french!

Doh! The French. If it wasn't for their fries and wine, I could care less about em'

 

[psyktek]

Hmmph! Checked USPS this AM and the box has not been delivered yet. Hopefully it will get to Toaster today, and he can stop chasing his Swedish maid around.

And watch those comments about the French, you're talking about my (remote) ancestors!

 

[Toaster]

While in the midst of my drunken sexual interlude with my swedish maid, I somehow found the energy to check the mail box, and at the front door there was a white box on the porch

I'll be unable to open and go through the box until tomorrow- sorry boys, but I got's to get my freak on! :thumbs:

(actually its my nephews 1st birthday today... so its check e cheese time today)


I'll update as soon as possible.
-Toaster

 

[Toaster]

Here's a pic of the maid...............

 

[Tony Bones]

Here's a pic of the maid...............

Good God man! Your maid is a man with long hair and implants. You're a freak!

 

[Toaster]

Sorry for the delays.... Things have been hectic around here lately The pass will go out to Phish in the morning sometime- and I'll post a DC# when I get one from the Post Office Sorry again for the extra day delay.

When I opened the box, the first thing I noticed was peanuts, LOTS OF PEANUTS! :sign: I hate peanuts. Then I noticed lots of hair!? Looks like someone was getting a haircut near the opened box. Its not in with the cigars or anything, but it was shocking to see the box packed with hair and peanuts

I finally got to the tuperdor, which is packed incredibly well. so the cigars inside are in perfect condition, and what a selection! The quality in this pass is amazing.... Its a sea of the "who's who" of cigars! First class guys, no doubt about it- FIRST CLASS!

After a night in the comfort of my coolidor's humidity, I had the pleasure of looking through these "WOW" cigars..................

Now, on to the good stuff...

TAKES:
#30 Trinidad Fundadore
#29 RyJ Celestial Fino's
#36 RyJ Maduro
#46 LCG SR

PUTS:
#48 Cohiba Esplendido '01 (isom)
#49 Montecristo #2 (isom)
#50 Sherpa Mystic (double wrapper natural & maduro)
#51 Don Diego Playboy Corona Gorda
#52 Henry Clay Corona

 

[Toaster]

BTW: here's another pic of my maid in her uniform

Swedish Maid Pic

http://www.sexy-models-plus.net/victoria-k...victoria004.jpg


edit: the stupid picture doesnt come up........ screw it the joke is dead now anyway! :sneaky:

 

[Tony Bones]

Thanks for playing Toaster. We'er glad to have had ya'.

 

[Toaster]

Great pass guys........ Thanks for letting me play

Look out Vewyphishy........................ HERE IT COMES! :thumbs:
DC# 0303 1290 0001 8000 3282

 

[Tony Bones]

Me thinketh Fishy haveth pass...or so says USPS tracking

Remember my finned friend, your H-Two-Izzo man. Fill those bad-boys up!

 

[vewyphishy]

Got it... taking a browse as I type this.

So far, humidity is reading a little dry, probably from the travel. But I'll get it back up and out on the road either tomorrow or Saturday morning at the latest.

:thumbs:

 

[ads47]

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[Bat_Chief]

Hey, I'm back! OK, not like anyone missed me, but I've been quite busy over the last month trying to get a new job. That's why it was nice to have Tony running this show so I could be a slacker if need be. Thanks Tony.

Toaster, I'm sorry your pass vigil was so relaxing for you. Maybe we should have gone over heat stroke and Sweedish STD's with you instead! :lookup: I know what that's like, I lived with 3 college girls in Malmo, Sweeden for 3 weeks and it almost killed me! :0

Your Puts were truely that of a Texas Gentleman, Toaster, I would be honored to pass with you anytime! :thumbs:

Thanks for the humidity update Vewyphishy, and have fun drooling over the collection!

Ads, If you need a support group while waiting for the pass, just let me know. I'm there for ya, brother!

Oh yea, as for my job....I got it! But I'm no longer a Battalion Chief, I'm now an Assistant Chief. I wonder if I need to change my CP name now?? :thumbs:

 

[ads47]

Support, send it PLEASE. This bunker is getting very lonely, I think that maid will do just fine to comfort me in my time of need!! Think she may even give me enough confidence to stick my head out and check to see of the mail man threw anything in the crater where the house used to stand.


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[vewyphishy]

This was a lot harder than I thought it would be...

Takes:
2 Opus X Petit Lancero
4 PAM 64 Superior
31 Punch Punch
38 Cohiba Siglo IV
51 Don Diego Playbo

Puts:
53 Montecristo #2
54 Bolivar Immensa
55 Oliva "O" Maduro Torpedo
56 Rocky Patel Vintage 1992 Corona
57 CAO Anniversary Maduro Napolean
58 Padron 1926 #1 Maduro

Box hits the road tomorrow. I'll post DC when I get back from the PO.

Thanks for letting me play! :thumbs:

 

[vewyphishy]

DC# 0303 3430 0002 1208 2087

Off it goes to Ashley. :thumbs:

 

[Toaster]

Excellent puts Vewyphishy.

As far as take #51 Don Diego Playboy, if you read in SD Stacks blind taste review pass, whoever got the Don Diego thought it was a low range isom!

Well Done!



Enjoy Bro! :thumbs:

 

[Toaster]

Toaster, I'm sorry your pass vigil was so relaxing for you. Maybe we should have gone over heat stroke and Sweedish STD's with you instead! :lookup: I know what that's like, I lived with 3 college girls in Malmo, Sweeden for 3 weeks and it almost killed me! :0

:0 Sweedish STDs!? Let me ask you this: Should I be worried that is burns when I pee now? ???

























It was worth it!

 

[Bat_Chief]

No no no Toaster, that just means that the girls had experience.....you got your moneys worth!! :thumbs:

 

[Bat_Chief]

Way to improve and increse the selection of the pass, Vewy! Nice takes also, thank you for playing so well in the pass, a true professional! :thumbs: