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Shal We play questions?

JerryG said:
Do ceiling fans always point true north when stopped?
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Hmmmm, my ceiling fans point North, East, South, and West when I turn them off..... ;)

How can anyone believe that a BJ is not sex?
 
Uh, Mr. Congressman, could you define the words IS NOT?  (Hillary!  I'm busy! )  And besides, it doesn't count if she didn't inhale :0

Lights on or off?
 
LIGHTS ON!!! Lights off would be like smoking a gar without lighting it. In all truth lights on, lights off it really doesn't matter as long as she is on...me that is :p

Top, bottom, or other?
 
Prefer bottom, but I'll do pretty much whatever.....

When you're "spooning" with your favorite other - do you prefer to "spoon" or "get spooned". i.e. who's behind who?

BTW, for all you knuckleheads out there, "spooning" is snuggling up behind your signifigant other, lying on your side.

You sickos.

Dave :p
 
Oops, Forgot to answer...
It depends on the mood I or she is in. I tend to do most of the spooning because I love to snuggle however when I am really tired I like to be spooned. I know TMI (too much information).

I your honest opinion who was the greatest athlete in history?
 
LOL this is getting better and better everyday :)
 
Greatest Athlete... Marilyn Chambers

I still want to know if celing fans stop at true north?

OK... next question:

Have you ever done it in a public place? (Stop at true north don't cha know)

JerryG
 
On a porn set infront of the crew, the camera, and other actors. Does that count as in public? :p LMFAO.

"Bubbles and The Beast" XXX, come on, you all have seen it right?LOL. :p


Have you ever sh*t your pants? (as an adult) :D
 
Deja vue.....
"New Years Eve 1999, started the eve with several stouts, then some Gentleman Jack, then some Hot Damn 100, then some Double black stout, then some more JD then followed all that with a bowl of jello shots. Nearly died"

Nothin like getting to answer 2 Qs with the same prose ???


Next Q: Ever have sex with more than 2 of the Op. Sex at the same time (In a porn flick, doesn't count Beast)
 
Don't know who you mean Worm, but if it's me, Bout 325-330, dependin on how much coffee I drink :D
 
I came damn close, once! ;)

I ain't tellin' any more than that! :D

Next question: How do you convince your wife that buying cigars is a GOOD thing? :p

Leebo
 
PuroBrat said:
...several stouts, then some Gentleman Jack, then some Hot Damn 100, then some Double black stout, then some more JD then followed all that with a bowl of jello shots.
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Note to self:

This combination causes massive body disfunction and release of bodily waste through multiple orifices. DANGER!!!

:sign: LOL :0
 
Tried soaking it out, I tried scrubbing it out, I even tried Shouting it out, had to throw em out cause there was no geetin that out!!! Nuff said?
 
This thread has taken a bad turn, will somebody ask a question that DOES NOT bring back painfull recolections? :(
 
Hey, I already asked the question,,, see above!

I didn't start the soiled-shortstory! ROFLMAO

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
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