NEWBIES UNITE!

[enerjay]

In case you missed it.

may/09/07
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CigarStone.
7-box,???

 

[sonuvabum]

For all you fellow newbies out there, I sacrificed myself and engaged the enemy mano y mano. I followed up an aerial attack with some good old fashioned hand to hand combat. I tried to glean some intel re: strategic planning going on in the their camp, but to no avail, I was brushed aside with little or no thought, sort of like yesterday's trash. Oh those FOG's are a pompous lot for sure.

But rest assured, when the old man turned the tables on me with threats of torture and doom, I was rock steady. I didn't spill a word.... well..... except for maybe a little disinformation here and there, but hey, all is fair in love and war. Reflecting on it, I do believe I may have planted a little seed of doubt.

I'll bet he is re-thinking his strategy now even as we speak. Who knows, only time will tell.

BWAAHAHAHAHA

 

[bfreebern]

Run? Oh contraire!!! I'm merely heading down to a secret location that has the most awesome set of tools! The new improved Foam Bomb© requires more tools that I have in my possession (so far), and my brother-in-law has those tools. Plus it'll take me 2-3 days to complete, so I need a place where the wifely unit© cannot bother me with trivial stuff- like laundry, painting and so on
:laugh:

Jim, can I come with?

 

[mmburtch]

ahhh... just to give you poor nooblets something to ponder over...

I'm leaving town to go to my clandestine lab and finish my newly improved Foam Bomb© - and a little fishing R&R. This is my 'throw away' sticks that are traveling with me
(yes, the ERDM has a wrapper malfunction - that's why it's being sacrificed)

Don't be surprised if someone gets a box with a return addy from Homer Alaska!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The fact that those chocolate blunts are not in the "throw away pile" any longer should strike fear into the heart of noobville.

 

[preembargo]

Run? Oh contraire!!! I'm merely heading down to a secret location that has the most awesome set of tools! The new improved Foam Bomb© requires more tools that I have in my possession (so far), and my brother-in-law has those tools. Plus it'll take me 2-3 days to complete, so I need a place where the wifely unit© cannot bother me with trivial stuff- like laundry, painting and so on
:laugh:

Jim, can I come with?

Oh a contest!

I guess

Watermelon
Chickens
Sheep
The neighbor's bicycle pump







nuttin but :love: for ya brandon.

 

[bfreebern]

Run? Oh contraire!!! I'm merely heading down to a secret location that has the most awesome set of tools! The new improved Foam Bomb© requires more tools that I have in my possession (so far), and my brother-in-law has those tools. Plus it'll take me 2-3 days to complete, so I need a place where the wifely unit© cannot bother me with trivial stuff- like laundry, painting and so on
:laugh:

Jim, can I come with?

Oh a contest!

I guess

Watermelon
Chickens
Sheep
The neighbor's bicycle pump







nuttin but :love: for ya brandon.

Answer: props used on Mikes last movie :sign:

 

[CigarStone]

Well - it appears that my manager is leaving early....he's going to the medic tent.

Nice try! Trying to make us believe you are young enough to be employed! :sign:

 

[denverdog]

Blood has been drawn! Seth and Gator, you two noobs should have known better... You were warned just like everyone else but you refused to listen and it might be the last mistake you ever make..

Seriously guys, thanks for the fantastic bombs!

Jonas

 

[bfreebern]

Well, just got a garbled up phone call from my helpless/pregnant/bed ridden wife stating that I have 7 boxes at home. She could barely talk as the paramedics were wheeling her away.

I'm going home to assess the damage, it's not looking good ???

 

[Rebel Herfer]

Run? Oh contraire!!! I'm merely heading down to a secret location that has the most awesome set of tools! The new improved Foam Bomb© requires more tools that I have in my possession (so far), and my brother-in-law has those tools. Plus it'll take me 2-3 days to complete, so I need a place where the wifely unit© cannot bother me with trivial stuff- like laundry, painting and so on
:laugh:

Jim, can I come with?

Oh a contest!

I guess

Watermelon
Chickens
Sheep
The neighbor's bicycle pump

Mike - STOP, You've now forced me to LOL @ WORK. All the suits are looking my way.... thanks.

 

[jfields]

I'm back.......................I actually had to do some work today to keep up appearences. :laugh: :laugh:

??? ??? ??? Did I miss anything good ??? ??? ???

 

[jfields]

Well, just got a garbled up phone call from my helpless/pregnant/bed ridden wife stating that I have 7 boxes at home. She could barely talk as the paramedics were wheeling her away.

I'm going home to assess the damage, it's not looking good ???

Muhahahahahahahahahha! :laugh:

 

[BobbyRitz]

Well, just got a garbled up phone call from my helpless/pregnant/bed ridden wife stating that I have 7 boxes at home. She could barely talk as the paramedics were wheeling her away.

I'm going home to assess the damage, it's not looking good ???

Good luck brother! :sign:

 

[jfields]

ahhh... just to give you poor nooblets something to ponder over...

I'm leaving town to go to my clandestine lab and finish my newly improved Foam Bomb© - and a little fishing R&R. This is my 'throw away' sticks that are traveling with me
(yes, the ERDM has a wrapper malfunction - that's why it's being sacrificed)

Don't be surprised if someone gets a box with a return addy from Homer Alaska!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Alaska is on my TO DO lsit of places to visit. Have a great time.


Seth

Oh! I'll take the one to the right of the one with the wrapper malfunction.......................................Gooood!
yeah yeah... too late to suck up now noobler!! (there's an occasional seat open on my boat...)

:laugh:

 

[LOYD]

Poor FOGS,

It has only just begun!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Seth]

YES!!!!

Brown reports more FOG hits.


Seth

 

[opusXmarco]

It's all propaganda...that's what it is...just propaganda.

 

[LOYD]

Don't worry guys, we will do CP proud while you are all digging out of the rubble!

 

[jfields]

Swissy's talking smack from the couch, cuz that dude can't even walk yet.

All this talk about noobs going down, all I know of is Jonesy and all I see are some bombs asail from FOG leader and then....nothing. It's completely quiet. Aside from all this digital meaningless jabber.

We'll start counting bodies on Monday. I predict when the sun rises on that day; yes, as early as Monday, the NEWBS will declare victory and the FOGS will be left speechless. They'll turn to their great defender, the almighty SamClemmons, and the giant mutters,

"You NEWBS are dumb."

And it will be done.

Oh, the drama is killin' me. :thumbs:

Mick

PS I really hate those smiley things. Can someone, anyone, think of something as effective and less annoying?

OMG... the newbieness shines thru bright! Yeah... can't walk, hmmm? Walked 3 miles to the post office to delievery the next whoop ass box. Ask Jonesy about the last one I sent!! LMFAO!!! the reason he's quiet is that he's still stunned and walking aimlessly in a daze.

And next... someone will be the recipient of the new and improved patented 'Foam Bomb'© - you'll hear the bitching once it lands from wherever you are :laugh:

Patented foam bomb my ass! I'd just smoke the whole box and all........................Gotta die one way or another. Might as well do it with a smile on my face. :sign:

 

[Smokyballs]

This all you girls have to offer? I've passed larger missiles! Beware newbies, I will end your proud chest beating! I will devastate your very being! It's coming...but to who first?!?