NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

[souldog]

Had you worried there for a sec though didn't I

I'm actually just impressed that we impressed you!! Mission's a success then!

 

[Bsneed51]

They talk tough, but in the end they're just a bunch of old softies.

 

[GOCOUGS2002]

I'm guessing that he didn't have any ammo in stock so he had to rely on outside sources.

Like any good insurgency, we will use ammo from anyone willing to supply us in this war.

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APRIL FOOL YOU NOOBLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did I get ya??............................................................

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Thanks very much for the sticks, one of my favorites

Hope you enjoy them!

 

[souldog]

I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got FOG bombs, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The FOG bombs are coming on
I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad
I got FOG bombs, in a bag
I'm useless, but not for long
The Newbie War is coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on
It's coming on

4XX9 0301 0021 969
0307 3330 XXXX 4613 8988
0103 8555 XXXX 2420 0014
0306 2400 XXXX 7908 3813
0103 8555 XXXX 0429 1001
XXXX 0070 0001 3571 6355
9101 1501 XXXX 1181 0850 05
0306 1070 XXXX 1325 8032

 

[5 O'Clock Somewhere]

0308 0070 0001 3571 6355

 

[beyond the band]

Mission accepted Major Souldog.

Loading explosive charge.

Will advise when fired

 

[Devil Doc]

Someone's been fuggin' with your dope Ounceman. You obviously have me confused with someone else. Try again, maybe you'll have better luck next time. Thanks for the cigars though. I'll enjoy them, knowing I've helped keep them out of the hands of the evil fogs. What the hell is a FOG anyway?

Doc.

 

[flamchop]

Just following orders sir!

 

[5 O'Clock Somewhere]

Just following orders sir!

He's the enemy! What are you doin' callin' him sir?!? You mean "Just following orders ya bastid!"

 

[flamchop]

A respect for one's enemy is always....

... eh probably something profound to be said about it.

 

[5 O'Clock Somewhere]

A respect for one's enemy is always....

... eh probably something profound to be said about it.

Well of course, we are bombing our "enemies" with delectable goodies after all. I don't think throwing slices of pizza at insurgents in Iraq would quite do the trick, but on CigarPass, hell yea.

 

[souldog]

Yeah. WHAT THE HELL OUNCE?!?!?!

Well of course, we are bombing our "enemies" with delectable goodies after all. I don't think throwing slices of pizza at insurgents in Iraq would quite do the trick, but on CigarPass, hell yea.

ROFL Kevin!!!

 

[Smokin'Sims]

Well of course, we are bombing our "enemies" with delectable goodies after all. I don't think throwing slices of pizza at insurgents in Iraq would quite do the trick, but on CigarPass, hell yea.

nm was a religous poke and wasn't sure if it was appropriate.

 

[AVB]

At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live with noobies by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from a bombing place
I just walked in to find you here with that stupid look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave me be
If I'd've known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with cigars
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to bomb I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my sticks to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken porch,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for you noobs. I used to laugh till I cried
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
Cause AVB is coming after you.

Two John's ganging up on me. The sticks were very nice but the turbidity of their actions and the thought they can bomb with impunity will not stand!

 

[5 O'Clock Somewhere]

Sounds like you guys better head to your bunkers... :thumbs:

 

[Aeroscott]

Oh now I got that dang song stuck in my head! thanks alot AVB, :sign: :sign:

 

[Jonesy]

:laugh: ....your fearless leader just slipped up on a little info. He might be due for a little R&R :sign:


( unless you guys have changed your name to the N.U.T.S gang! :laugh: )

 

[souldog]

:laugh: ....your fearless leader just slipped up on a little info. He might be due for a little R&R :sign:


( unless you guys have changed your name to the N.U.T.S gang! :laugh: )

Aw slag off ya crazy nut!! Jonesy is just high, high all the time!!! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

Jonesy: "I smoke rocks!"


See?

 

[johncarbaugh]

Two John's ganging up on me. The sticks were very nice but the turbidity of their actions and the thought they can bomb with impunity will not stand!

That was just a warning shot across the bow AVB. Stand down or the next one will be a direct hit.

I got a song for you to.
Thats o.k., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But thats o.k., see if I care!
Knock me down, its all in vain
Ill get right back on my feet again!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of smoking great cigars, like the ones from me
Before I put another notch in my cigar case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Jonesy]

Two John's ganging up on me. The sticks were very nice but the turbidity of their actions and the thought they can bomb with impunity will not stand!

That was just a warning shot across the bow AVB. Stand down or the next one will be a direct hit.

I got a song for you to.
Thats o.k., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

You come on with a come on, you don't fight fair
But thats o.k., see if I care!
Knock me down, its all in vain
Ill get right back on my feet again!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Well you're the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why don't you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

So, what you're saying is that AVB broke your heart and you carry a lipstick case? :laugh:

At least change the words around like he does. :sign: