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NEWBIE WAR OF 08': VICTORY!

Well some lyrics tell you a few things about the poster such as these by johncarbaugh :


Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case


I guess that tells us the is the Corp. Klinger of the Newbie Army


Seth
 
Dos mas bombas:

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Oh man, it's coming down!!
 
OK souldoggie, I'm still not sure why you think I'm a FOG, but that aside, retribution was and is forthcoming. I had thought of just carpet bombing whole cities of newbs just to put the same fear behind you that you must see before you. That however could backfire, only pushing more young fools to join your cause.

So instead, I have donned the silencer and snuck in behind your lines. Those faithful that you thought had your back will soon be lying is piles of their own ashes. The day will come soon, that you turn around, and your lines will have been erased, reduced to satisfied pillars of blue smoke.

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AVB said:
Learn this, you'll need it soon.



Laying here looking at the ceiling
Someone lays a sheet across my chest
Something warm is flowing down my fingers
Pain is flowing all through my back

I try to move my arms and there's no feeling
And when I look I see there's nothing there
The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding
AVB bombed me, he just doesn't care.

I remember
We were flying along and AVB hit us in the air
I remember
We were flying along and AVB hit us in the air

Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me

I remember
We were flying along and AVB hit us in the air
I remember
We were flying along and AVB hit us in the air

Life is flowing out my body
Pain is flowing out with my blood
The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
God in Heaven, teach me how to die

I remember
We were flying along and AVB hit us in the air
I remember
We were flying along and AVB hit us in the air
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AV you better fortify your Bunker.Word on the street is so far you have only recieved warning shots.The BIG 1 hasn't been deployed yet!!!! :whistling:
 
Silly noob, I deployed the big one last night. :blush:

JonDot said:
AV you better fortify your Bunker.Word on the street is so far you have only recieved warning shots.The BIG 1 hasn't been deployed yet!!!! :whistling:
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:whistling:
AVB said:
Silly noob, I deployed the big one last night. :blush:

JonDot said:
AV you better fortify your Bunker.Word on the street is so far you have only recieved warning shots.The BIG 1 hasn't been deployed yet!!!! :whistling:
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:whistling: OK If you say so.I'm just a noob who has no idea what he is talking about. :rolleyes:
 
Well Last night I was making the final preparations for the next big wave of bombs when I accidentally launched a nuclear warhead alone with a few sidewinders. Luckily them FOG's are too blind to see it coming till after the detonate!!

Poor FOG's are going to need some new Diapers!!!
 
AVB said:
Silly noob, I deployed the big one last night. :blush:

JonDot said:
AV you better fortify your Bunker.Word on the street is so far you have only recieved warning shots.The BIG 1 hasn't been deployed yet!!!! :whistling:
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Thats what she said

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After these, the FOG's won't have planes to bomb with.

Surface to Air Bastids. Cowboy the **** up!

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i've been gone for a while, shamed to say. the second in command has been absent and hasn't been meeting his leadership requirements....but don't worry, he's back and has his next target time & location...

two words

GAME ON
 
AVB said:
Silly noob, I deployed the big one last night. :blush:
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You silly neo-noob, real Bombs are for real FOGs!

You ar FUBAR! Even AVB posting that scared the bejzezus out of ME! Nice knowin' ya! :0
 
AVB said:
At first I was afraid I was petrified
Kept thinkin' I could never live with noobies by my side;
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
And I grew strong
And so you're back from a bombing place
I just walked in to find you here with that stupid look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock
I should have made you leave me be
If I'd've known for just one second you'd be back to bother me
Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
('cause) you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with cigars
Did I crumble
Did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no, not.I. I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to bomb I know I'll stay alive;
I've got all my life to live,
I've got all my sticks to give and I'll survive,
I will survive. Hey hey.
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart
Kept trying' hard to mend the pieces of my broken porch,
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for you noobs. I used to laugh till I cried
But now I hold my head up high
And you see me somebody new
Cause AVB is coming after you.

Two John's ganging up on me. The sticks were very nice but the turbidity of their actions and the thought they can bomb with impunity will not stand!
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AVB, glad to see the sticks arrived safely, hope you enoy.

John "x2"
 
You'll get yours, you'll see.
 
You know its one thing to taunt the caged bear, another to poke it with a stick. I wouldn't be farting in anyones direction..
 
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