• Hi Guest - Sign up now for Secret Santa 2024!
    Click here to sign up!
  • Hi Guest - Come check out all of the new CP Merch Shop! Now you can support CigarPass buy purchasing hats, apparel, and more...
    Click here to visit! here...

Chuck Norris cigar line contest

Chuck Norris is so cool the only person who can light his cigars is Jonesy...
 
Chuck Norris knows the difference between mold and plume... (someone can finish this up for me)

Great entries, guys. Keep 'em coming! :)
 
Chuck Norris is queer and he probably uses cigars on small animals!
 
I don't know who's more queer.....him or Jon Clodd Van Dipshit :sign:
 
mysterea said:
CigarStone said:
I don't know who's more queer.....him or Jon Clodd Van Dipshit :sign:
Click to expand...

Definitely Jean Claude. Funny thing is, either one of these dudes could whoop ya!
Click to expand...

Chuck Norris can't see over his steering wheel and Jon Clodd is too busy posing to see that we are standing on the corner of Smith & Wesson :D And BTW....what's so funny about that?
 
Chuck Norris never goes onto the boards to complain about price gouging or MSRP. He always get all his cigars for 50% of the manufacture price due to the roundhouse enforced MSCNP
 
Chuck Norris once blew a smoke ring from an Opus BBMF.....It settled around Saturn.
 
Carlito is Chuck's biatch.
Monica called out Chuck's name when Bill diddled her w/ the 86 ring gauge Churchill
Chuck Norris took a dump in the Caribbean and they named it Cuba.
 
Chuck Norris doesn't have to worry about beetles in his cigars because they're so scared he has them roll some for him.
 
Chuck Norris never gets a moldy cigar; as soon as he looks at a cigar any mold commits suicide.
 
Chuck Norris is the only one who can keep Souldog from posting.
The Mormon's fourth book is "The book of Chuck"
Chuck Norris is so badass that he cannot be banned from Tower Cigars.
The back of Jules Winnfield's wallet reads, "Propety of Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris gave Freud his first cigar.
What is commonly referred to as the "Big Bang" was a Chuck Norris sneeze when first lighting a Tatuaje.
God has Chuck Norris on speed dial.





But,

skull1_qjpreviewth.JPG
<-- This guy can kick Chuck Norris's ass!!
 
Chuck Norris smokes cigars to get the smell of Chuck Norris out of the room.
Chuck Norris can light a cigar with a friction fire.
Chuck Norris infused cigars taste like hot sauce, booze, and testosterone.
Chuck Norris can smoke a churchill in under 5 seconds. As a response to this, cigar friendly establishments have developed non-Norris sections.
Chuck Norris often smokes at night. Many know this spectacle as "The Northern Lights".
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top