Goddamn DENSE Marines!
This was never about the recipients. Worst case, its free cigars. Its about the senders. I went back and read a sampling of your bomb threads. I didn't find one example of you being a selfish shit who just needed to get cigars out of the house. Post and a bomb whore, maybe. However, anyone who thinks you're trying to buy the stairway hasn't been here long and is likely insignificant anyhow.
If there is anyone out there who thinks I bombed them for the wrong reason please either return the bomb or else send it to OpFTH. Also, please let me know that you have done this so I can put you on the DNB (Do not Bomb) list. If anyone else doesn't want to be bombed by me please let me know too so I can put you on the list.
That is all, carry on.