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23 pages and only one learned truth:
Dog Bee's
I am still a relative youngster here at CP, but one thing I can tell you without hesitation is that in my earlier days of trying to impress FOG's like Tom and Phil I truly believed down to the very last drop of blood in my ignorant heart that The Dog Bee was all powerful.
For example: The way I got to know Phil was writing a thrilling essay on how The Dog Bee could flip out and kill a thousand Ninjas anytime it wanted...is this still true, well of course it is. My mistake in this essay en tribute was giving The Dog Bee all power. The Dog Bee may be many things but all powerful it is not...or so we may think.
Robbie and Brian Jones like to think things like their characters in World of Warcraft are all powerful. Sorry Brian, but "Seth the Mage", lvl 43... is pretty far from being all powerful, and so are you when you dress up like him. Last year I believe Andrew thought Bee Fish had some sort of all Powerful nature. Again I am sorry but anything that is mounted to a wall and can only sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy", falls very far from the all powerful status that we here at CP know it.
So back to my slight miscalculation. The Dog Bee is more powerful then say a Unicorn, or a Leprecon. These facts can never and should never BEE debated (oh if the world were not a pun). Still, one thing that troubled me was all this "wackness" (to quote Phil somewhere) that has happened to this pass. I mean if The Dog Bee was all powerful then it would have simply put a stop to this unless 1) The Dog bee is working for Jack Sparrow, is susceptible to Dumbeldorff's spells or is in allegiance with whoever wants to bring mischief to Phil's sad and hard life. OR 2) Maybe The Dog Bee is almost all powerful, save against pirates, sorcerer's from children's novels and evil alliances.
What I have learned, or am afraid to admit, is this simple conundrum.
With every bit of frustration from the poor and innocent Phil, comes a weakening in my soul for the mighty and magnificent The Dog Bee.
But, what can be done? Should Phil have to consult his majestic "Bee of Life" just for such a simple thing as a pass. Maybe Phil has not wanted to "go there" just yet. Well if that is the case you pirates better watch out because when The Dog Bee comes out...Ladies faint...Grown men cry...Children hide under beds...and most likely, nothing comes any closer to getting resolved.
Dog Bee's
I am still a relative youngster here at CP, but one thing I can tell you without hesitation is that in my earlier days of trying to impress FOG's like Tom and Phil I truly believed down to the very last drop of blood in my ignorant heart that The Dog Bee was all powerful.
For example: The way I got to know Phil was writing a thrilling essay on how The Dog Bee could flip out and kill a thousand Ninjas anytime it wanted...is this still true, well of course it is. My mistake in this essay en tribute was giving The Dog Bee all power. The Dog Bee may be many things but all powerful it is not...or so we may think.
Robbie and Brian Jones like to think things like their characters in World of Warcraft are all powerful. Sorry Brian, but "Seth the Mage", lvl 43... is pretty far from being all powerful, and so are you when you dress up like him. Last year I believe Andrew thought Bee Fish had some sort of all Powerful nature. Again I am sorry but anything that is mounted to a wall and can only sing "Don't Worry, Be Happy", falls very far from the all powerful status that we here at CP know it.
So back to my slight miscalculation. The Dog Bee is more powerful then say a Unicorn, or a Leprecon. These facts can never and should never BEE debated (oh if the world were not a pun). Still, one thing that troubled me was all this "wackness" (to quote Phil somewhere) that has happened to this pass. I mean if The Dog Bee was all powerful then it would have simply put a stop to this unless 1) The Dog bee is working for Jack Sparrow, is susceptible to Dumbeldorff's spells or is in allegiance with whoever wants to bring mischief to Phil's sad and hard life. OR 2) Maybe The Dog Bee is almost all powerful, save against pirates, sorcerer's from children's novels and evil alliances.
What I have learned, or am afraid to admit, is this simple conundrum.
With every bit of frustration from the poor and innocent Phil, comes a weakening in my soul for the mighty and magnificent The Dog Bee.
But, what can be done? Should Phil have to consult his majestic "Bee of Life" just for such a simple thing as a pass. Maybe Phil has not wanted to "go there" just yet. Well if that is the case you pirates better watch out because when The Dog Bee comes out...Ladies faint...Grown men cry...Children hide under beds...and most likely, nothing comes any closer to getting resolved.
