Rebel Herfer
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UPDATE: 02/06/2008 8:11pm CST
Contest has ended - but Matt R's demented libido continues. Just for the record I have never PMd or even communicated with Matt R about this contest so it would be on the up & up. Fellow BOTLs, your sick, twisted, & whacked out entries legitimately inspired Matt R to chime in. Although he did not post a "Not Hit", unless that was a nod to John's Miss Wrinkles in your last response, we are all winners in this contest because we now know the depths of our debauchery and not to bring our women folk, or pets, or hell for that matter our dead, anywhere near Matt R. Not to mention that I have had one HELL of a time with this LMFAO!
SO to summarize what I have learned:
It's gonna take me a few days to pull this together but, I think there were so many deserving entries & well thought out retorts. Several awards are forthcoming.
This has inspired me to "create" a line of cigars w/ 5 vitolas that fit our theme.
AWARDS to be announced 12 noon CST, live from Dallas! DONE
It's gonna take me a few days to pull this prize package together but, I think there were so many deserving entries & well thought out retorts. Several awards are forthcoming.
This has inspired me to "create" a line of cigars w/ 5 vitolas that fit our theme.
With all this in mind, THE AWARDS GO TO……
Good Sport Award : Matt R - especially posts#98, 112, & 116
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack + T-Shirt + Jonas's Ph# + ½ Hour with Mistress Wrinkles*
*may be longer term as JHolmes763 is being deployed & the intense moisture of the desert may harm her leathery skin.
I have declared the NO HIT Grand Prize to be awarded to: John (Jholmes769) for the now ledgendary Miss Wrinkles entry (post #92)
Premium 5er + T-Shirt + "HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
Truly Demented Participation Prizes to be awarded to the following:
The Debauched Proliferation Award to
MadMidget for Posts#50, 51, 53, 56, 64, 69, 128, &130
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack + T-Shirt
The Scared The Crap Outta Me Award to
Moki for Post #32, 33, & 34
AND
tsmckenney for Post #15 Martha
AND
Jlada for Posts #22, 27, & 122
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
The Flower Pot Award to hermitt11 (Chris?) for Post#38
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
Retort Award to: Allofus123 for Posts #59, 74, 79, & 121
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
The Miss Anita Cock Memorial Award to GoCougs2002 for post #30
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
Awardees please PM me your Addy DONE
DisHonorable Mentions:
KayakinBoy post# 10
SonofaBum post #120
Cookie post #3
mmburtch post# 126 (woulda had a chance if Jonas found out)
NullSmurf post# 7 (you're an a*s)
FivebyFifty post# 72, 111, & 117
Altercall post# 13
Cigarstone post#101 Cheri
ok I should have mentioned Pre but for God's sake he put my face on some hot woman's body, there should be some punishment for this crime.
and to the rest of the participant BOTLs - you're still a bunch of sick Mo Fos - hang in there and get ready for next year's contest!
P.S. This may have to be an annual event. (no NOT anal event
)
***ORIGINAL POST
Well it seems our esteemed colleague Matt R will "hit" anything, so I figure that is grounds for a contest. :sign:
The Rules – loose & fast (apparently how Matt R likes his "women" :whistling: ):
1. My contest, my decision is final, no whiners although I heard Matt R likes 'em loud
2. This is nothing personal Matt R
, I'm just singling YOU out :laugh: , and it's a good excuse for a contest
3. You must post a picture of the proposed "No Hit" nominee along with a brief bio (be creative), at LEAST 2 GOOD reasons why Matt R should "NOT Hit it." You must convince (no bribes or threats) Matt R to post he would "NOT Hit it" and I must be convinced it is genuine. Post as "NOT Hit Nominee – Name" in the title so it is easier to follow.
4. *TWIST* Like a push poll you can also chime in on other nominees & make suggestions as to why Matt R SHOULD "Hit it," thereby persuading him to not post that he would "NOT Hit it." Post as "Hit it – Name of Nominee" in the title so it is easier to follow.
5. General taste & indecency apply (the more the better) – I SAID GENERAL, not GOOD, but stay away from his blood relatives and humans under 18.
6. Must have a good sense of humor and be a member in good standing (that means no recent meltdowns), yes Noobs can play if they are good at follow directions/rules.
7. Multiple entries encouraged – – NO Edits (spelling & typos don't count, but using the shift key is imperative)
8. Contest runs until midnight Tuesday, February the 5[sup]th[/sup] PST or until we have a winner.
5er Prize Pack + bonus to the BEST Nominee Case that receives a "NOT Hit it" from Matt R as it pertains to the rules above.
edited to ammend rule#5
Contest has ended - but Matt R's demented libido continues. Just for the record I have never PMd or even communicated with Matt R about this contest so it would be on the up & up. Fellow BOTLs, your sick, twisted, & whacked out entries legitimately inspired Matt R to chime in. Although he did not post a "Not Hit", unless that was a nod to John's Miss Wrinkles in your last response, we are all winners in this contest because we now know the depths of our debauchery and not to bring our women folk, or pets, or hell for that matter our dead, anywhere near Matt R. Not to mention that I have had one HELL of a time with this LMFAO!
SO to summarize what I have learned:
- Y'all are some sick a*s bastids
- Matt R. is a GREAT sport
- Jonah & I are HOT as "women"
- There isn't ANY "woman" Matt R. would "NOT HIT"
It's gonna take me a few days to pull this together but, I think there were so many deserving entries & well thought out retorts. Several awards are forthcoming.
This has inspired me to "create" a line of cigars w/ 5 vitolas that fit our theme.
It's gonna take me a few days to pull this prize package together but, I think there were so many deserving entries & well thought out retorts. Several awards are forthcoming.
This has inspired me to "create" a line of cigars w/ 5 vitolas that fit our theme.
With all this in mind, THE AWARDS GO TO……
Good Sport Award : Matt R - especially posts#98, 112, & 116
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack + T-Shirt + Jonas's Ph# + ½ Hour with Mistress Wrinkles*
*may be longer term as JHolmes763 is being deployed & the intense moisture of the desert may harm her leathery skin.
I have declared the NO HIT Grand Prize to be awarded to: John (Jholmes769) for the now ledgendary Miss Wrinkles entry (post #92)
Premium 5er + T-Shirt + "HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
Truly Demented Participation Prizes to be awarded to the following:
The Debauched Proliferation Award to
MadMidget for Posts#50, 51, 53, 56, 64, 69, 128, &130
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack + T-Shirt
The Scared The Crap Outta Me Award to
Moki for Post #32, 33, & 34
AND
tsmckenney for Post #15 Martha
AND
Jlada for Posts #22, 27, & 122
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
The Flower Pot Award to hermitt11 (Chris?) for Post#38
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
Retort Award to: Allofus123 for Posts #59, 74, 79, & 121
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
The Miss Anita Cock Memorial Award to GoCougs2002 for post #30
"HIT IT" Sticks 5 Pack
DisHonorable Mentions:
KayakinBoy post# 10
SonofaBum post #120
Cookie post #3
mmburtch post# 126 (woulda had a chance if Jonas found out)
NullSmurf post# 7 (you're an a*s)
FivebyFifty post# 72, 111, & 117
Altercall post# 13
Cigarstone post#101 Cheri
ok I should have mentioned Pre but for God's sake he put my face on some hot woman's body, there should be some punishment for this crime.
and to the rest of the participant BOTLs - you're still a bunch of sick Mo Fos - hang in there and get ready for next year's contest!
P.S. This may have to be an annual event. (no NOT anal event
)***ORIGINAL POST
Well it seems our esteemed colleague Matt R will "hit" anything, so I figure that is grounds for a contest. :sign:
The Rules – loose & fast (apparently how Matt R likes his "women" :whistling: ):
1. My contest, my decision is final, no whiners although I heard Matt R likes 'em loud
2. This is nothing personal Matt R
, I'm just singling YOU out :laugh: , and it's a good excuse for a contest 3. You must post a picture of the proposed "No Hit" nominee along with a brief bio (be creative), at LEAST 2 GOOD reasons why Matt R should "NOT Hit it." You must convince (no bribes or threats) Matt R to post he would "NOT Hit it" and I must be convinced it is genuine. Post as "NOT Hit Nominee – Name" in the title so it is easier to follow.
4. *TWIST* Like a push poll you can also chime in on other nominees & make suggestions as to why Matt R SHOULD "Hit it," thereby persuading him to not post that he would "NOT Hit it." Post as "Hit it – Name of Nominee" in the title so it is easier to follow.
5. General taste & indecency apply (the more the better) – I SAID GENERAL, not GOOD, but stay away from his blood relatives and humans under 18.
6. Must have a good sense of humor and be a member in good standing (that means no recent meltdowns), yes Noobs can play if they are good at follow directions/rules.
7. Multiple entries encouraged – – NO Edits (spelling & typos don't count, but using the shift key is imperative)
8. Contest runs until midnight Tuesday, February the 5[sup]th[/sup] PST or until we have a winner.
5er Prize Pack + bonus to the BEST Nominee Case that receives a "NOT Hit it" from Matt R as it pertains to the rules above.
edited to ammend rule#5
