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WAR!

I got a something for your sore throat! But since you are sick I will humor you!
 
Smokyballs said:
I got a something for your sore throat! But since you are sick I will humor you!
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yadda yadda yadda...
 
War-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again

War-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Yeah

War-I despise
'Cos it means destruction

Of innocent lives
War means tears

War has shattered
Many young men's dreams
We've got no place for it today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord, there's just got to be a better way

It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
War
Friend only to the undertaker
War


Thats all i have to say....courtousy of Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
 
Touche my good man touche(sp?) I was thinking that as i typed it out haha....damn Jackie Chan.
 
Opusxkc has fired already! Of course, a few of you(the rest of you) should have your package or get it today! I figured that I would have had responce from MR. Peat already! Plan carefully boy this is getting hairy!
 
That's right bitches! Let's see what I got right here....the stickiest of the icky! You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James....

"There's somethin' you might not know about me Joe Rogan....I smoke rocks" :laugh: :laugh:
 
Smokyballs said:
Opusxkc has fired already! Of course, a few of you(the rest of you) should have your package or get it today! I figured that I would have had responce from MR. Peat already! Plan carefully boy this is getting hairy!
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Is round 3 already in the air... :0

Hide the women and children.
 
OpusXKC said:
So far you guys have only had to deal with the balls. Now prepare for the shaft! Bend over and lube up the chocolate starfish because the shells are in the cannon and it will soon be time to take aim. "I am the cigar commander... I make that sh1t work..!!!" GAME ON!! :thumbs:
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I believe I just shat myself!! :laugh: ROFLMAO!
 
Amusing to say the least.
 
junkman_56 said:
Smokyballs said:
Opusxkc has fired already! Of course, a few of you(the rest of you) should have your package or get it today! I figured that I would have had responce from MR. Peat already! Plan carefully boy this is getting hairy!
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Is round 3 already in the air... :0

Hide the women and children.
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Only round two unless I missed something? Oh,yeah, I'm running it! No, only round two!
 
Smokyballs said:
Opusxkc has fired already! Of course, a few of you(the rest of you) should have your package or get it today! I figured that I would have had responce from MR. Peat already! Plan carefully boy this is getting hairy!
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I got your response right here ole Smoky. Muuhahahahaha!!! As for OpusXKC...In the best Jay and Silent Bob Voice....He loves the cock!

If all goes well, someone is going to get a smack down of a lifetime real soon. Target has been aquired...Bend over baby and feel the shaft. :laugh: :laugh:

Spending the day near Smokyballs and the rest of the gang has twisted me. Ohhh but the tanning saloon next door. :whistling:
 
Mr Peat said:
Smokyballs said:
Opusxkc has fired already! Of course, a few of you(the rest of you) should have your package or get it today! I figured that I would have had responce from MR. Peat already! Plan carefully boy this is getting hairy!
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I got your response right here ole Smoky. Muuhahahahaha!!! As for OpusXKC...In the best Jay and Silent Bob Voice....He loves the cock!

If all goes well, someone is going to get a smack down of a lifetime real soon. Target has been aquired...Bend over baby and feel the shaft. :laugh: :laugh:

Spending the day near Smokyballs and the rest of the gang has twisted me. Ohhh but the tanning saloon next door. :whistling:
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OK Peat... you're scaring me.

Your comments sort of have that 'Spider's-caught-a-couple-flies' Pulp Fiction feel. Just cue the music.












:sign: let if fly man! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Mr Peat said:
Ohhh but the tanning saloon next door. :whistling:
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I normally don't point out typos, cuz I don't think they matter. But I absolutely love this one! :thumbs:

I imagine several bikini-clad women standing around a long wooden bar, like you'd see in a western. They're of various shapes and sizes, but all gorgeous. And they're all slamming down whiskey shots while they wait for their turn in the next available tanning bed. SCHWEEEEET! :laugh:
 
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