WAR!

[theorangeman]

Hide the women and children, this thing is going to get out of control. :laugh:

 

[Smokyballs]

All Weapons out in round one (Seadub not withstanding) Excellent work men! I saw some of the scariest things I have ever witnessed when I opened my message box tonight! Damn near blew me off the internet! I can't wait to see what it does to those unsupecting bastards that are fool enough to open their mailboxes. I can't wait to see what happens in round two! We will be having a special edition in rounds 3 and 4 with some additional players from across the pond! By the way I've deceided to sweeten the pot! I have a beautiful Micheal Dixon humidor that I think will hold all of those Padrons just right! Evil has just begun! Lots more blood yet to be spilled. Watch out, you could be next!

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Stop it before someone gets hurt!

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It's a WAR boy! A lot of people are going to get hurt! If you can't take the heat stay the fuc! out of my kitchen!
By thw way I had another good question about our adveresion to keeping our good cigars for ourselfs in the pursute of blowing up someone you don't know(bomb, for our slow friends)game. Yes, it is ok to send 10 cigars and anything (except live animals, cooked is fine) else you would like. No, anything else you like doesn't count against your cigar total! Example...
I send player x bomb pack 1, Player x can put
BGM('86)
Davidoff dom.per.('87)
Opus x Football
Cuesta rey Sanfords cam
Hupman mag 50('04)
AVO LE05
Partagas 150 Don Ramon
Romeo CF ('77)
Black and mild(20 min ago)
White Owl Pinapple
and then he can also put a pre-paid phone with a 1-900# so you can call and have phone sex for free and the wife will never know, An ashtray you stole out of a hotel lobby in southeast asia while trying to met the girl you were having phone sex with, A bottle of the finest vintage Mad dog the Mini mart, in that bad negihborhood where you go to have sex with transents under the highway over pass,has, A cup of goats blood from the other night when you sacrificed it to make that deal with the devil to win my little contest and so forth! The additions don't count against your cigar count. No limit on crazy additions(don't make them cost you more than going out and buying our prize)!

 

[Smokyballs]

I can't stress this enough. IF YOU GET A FULL PACKAGE BOMB DO NOT POST THAT YOU HAVE BEEN HIT! THIS IS AN AUTOMATIC DISQUALIFICATION FOR YOU AND THE PERSON THAT SENT IT! Everyone involved in this is playing both ways, firing and fired upon!

 

[bmickey9]

I can't stress this enough.............Everyone involved in this is playing both ways, firing and fired upon!

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I think there are laws against this in some states!

 

[golfgar]

Helluva thread going, nice idea.

 

[Swissy]

Missle away!!


Muhahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*

 

[Matty_Vegas]

how long for round two to get started?

 

[Mr Peat]

Missle away!!


Muhahahahahahahahaha *cough cough*

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Now Swissy...Did the Doctor put you up to the coughing? :laugh: :whistling:

 

[Smokyballs]

One victim down, so many more to go!
Dc#s
0304 3490 0001 4463 4720 MR.PEAT
0304 3490 0001 4463 4737 SWIFTY
0304 3490 0001 4463 4744 THE ORANGEMAN
0304 3490 0001 4463 4751 INDYROB
NO TRACKING NEEDED OPUSXKC (HAND BOMB)
Round Two is loose! Heads up.
I'm almost disapointed in you guys, no comment about the goats blood? You are falling under my discusting charm! Ginseng has destroyed a nice college town apt. building with his bomb. No other hits to report as of yet! Back to planning you super bombs!

 

[Mr Peat]

Now the fun can begin and probably get that package tomorrow. :laugh:

 

[indyrob]

One victim down, so many more to go!
Dc#s

0304 3490 0001 4463 4751 INDYROB

I'm almost disapointed in you guys, no comment about the goats blood? You are falling under my discusting charm! Ginseng has destroyed a nice college town apt. building with his bomb. No other hits to report as of yet! Back to planning you super bombs!

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This is the Emergency Brodcast Signal...this is not a drill. Take cover immediately.

 

[Mr Peat]

Going to be up all night getting the AA Guns ready for tomorrow. :laugh:

 

[Swissy]

I'm almost disapointed in you guys, no comment about the goats blood? You are falling under my discusting charm! Ginseng has destroyed a nice college town apt. building with his bomb. No other hits to report as of yet! Back to planning you super bombs!

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Oh... just wait. Just Wait... <- evil, sinister voice...

 

[Smokyballs]

Matty V has also scored a direct hit! The blood bath continues!

 

[OpusXKC]

So far you guys have only had to deal with the balls. Now prepare for the shaft! Bend over and lube up the chocolate starfish because the shells are in the cannon and it will soon be time to take aim. "I am the cigar commander... I make that sh1t work..!!!" GAME ON!! :thumbs:
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[kevpriest]

So far you guys have only had to deal with the balls. Now prepare for the shaft! Bend over and lube up the chocolate starfish because the shells are in the cannon and it will soon be time to take aim. "I am the cigar commander... I make that sh1t work..!!!" GAME ON!! :thumbs:
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Um, thanks for the message from the Brokeback Mountain Cigar Club.

 

[smokelaw1]

So far you guys have only had to deal with the balls. Now prepare for the shaft! Bend over and lube up the chocolate starfish because the shells are in the cannon and it will soon be time to take aim. "I am the cigar commander... I make that sh1t work..!!!" GAME ON!! :thumbs:
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Um, thanks for the message from the Brokeback Mountain Cigar Club.

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LOL, with a little jay and Silent Bob thrown in, if I am not mistaken.

THIS THREAD ROCKS!!!!!

 

[Smokyballs]

If you are hit with a big bomb it's ok to pm me and let me know about the condition of your mailbox!

 

[emodx]

Hey Ballzack, how bout reposting all the rules in bullet format in the first post. It would help tremendously. At least for me as I am sick and medicated right now. LOL

 

[bfreebern]

Hey Ballzack, how bout reposting all the rules in bullet format in the first post. It would help tremendously. At least for me as I am sick and medicated right now. LOL

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That and to list who all have been hit w/ the