Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

Ah, gotcha. I've seen so many illiterate car decorations while living in Arkansas that I didn't even register it as humor. That's what I thought the dude was going for, but figured maybe I was missing something. Guess not.
 
Jim and Bill are talking
Jim "Did you hear Ole Jack died? He was 100 years old."
Bill "Wow, what was his secret to such a long life?"
Jim "He told me he never drank, smoked, gambled, or chased after wild women."
Bill "Huh, wonder why he wanted to live so long?"
 
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