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Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

A man goes home from work one day and finds all of his belonging laying strewn about the front yard. His wife is standing on the porch and screams "I threw your ass out!" The man says "why, everything was fine this morning?" The wife says "someone told me today that you are a pedophile!"

The man says "ooooh, that's a big word for a 12 year old"
 
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