Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[Scap]

You’re a kid of the 70s and you don’t know Faith, from the 80s?

Nah, I was neck deep in classic rock in tjhe 80's

 

[MX]

 

[Mavric]

How can you fit 4 woman on a bar stool?







You flip it upside down

 

[CigarStone]

I got a pistol for my wife the other day.

Best trade I ever made.

 

[MX]

 

[CigarStone]

The Little Rascals were in school one day, and Miss Crabtree asked who could use the word "dictate" in a sentence.

Stymie said " hey darla, how do my dictate"

 

[Scap]

The Little Rascals were in school one day, and Miss Crabtree asked who could use the word "dictate" in a sentence.

Stymie said " hey darla, how do my dictate"

Mike Tyson: bitches say my dictate funny

 

[dawgie34203]

 

[whopper]

 

[thinde]

 

[dawgie34203]

@CigarStone

 

[CigarStone]

@CigarStone

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That is just not right! There's only two r's in corral!

 

[bfreebern]

The good thing about erectile dysfunction, is that it can be cured with diet and exercise.

The hard part is getting your wife to diet and exercise.

 

[CBoukal]

Spacing and punction matter

 

[bfreebern]

Spacing and punction matter
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How long was the line?

 

[CBoukal]

How long was the line?

I'm still waiting.. I'll let you know

 

[whopper]

Spacing and punction matter
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Spelling also.

 

[CBoukal]

Spelling also.

Yeah sorry, I was in the middle of "interviewing"

 

[Thoughts]

Not a dad joke, but an un-inspirational quote I saw on FB today that I loved:

Just know that one day, you will arrive at the top of that hill all the more victorious from when you started.

But you are gonna complain every single day until then, as you do...

 

[CigarStone]

I'm still waiting.. I'll let you know

That made me laugh out loud!