Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[bfreebern]

What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?







You can’t hear an enzyme.

 

[Darin]

There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator ... only a fraction will understand.

Wore my t-shirt the other day with this printed on the front and had a math teacher come over and laughingly said he appreciated that. Lol

 

[JoeMO]

 

[xyz123]

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Yeah, that was hilarious.. but I'd like to know where to get that much fudge for just $5!

 

[xyz123]

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Also Joe...

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2023 Thanksgiving dinner planning time again....this Fall, you can find once again find organic whole turkey at Costco in the refrigerated section. These are

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Couldn't find anything on the Doc.. just that he's a proctologist who only accepts crypto. Oh, and some ramblings about the state licensing board being drunk on power and a bunch of assholes.. and no, not in a clinical sense..

On a serious note, with the healthy grub you've been posting, and the MFP app, organic turkey, etc, it sounds like you're really devoting yourself to addressing your health concern(s). Keep at it Brother.. we're ALL with you 100%!!

 

[CigarStone]

Goodell says he won't hear the Watson appeal. He is turning it over to Ashley Solis, the single remaining litigant against Watson.

JK

Goodell won't hear the Watson appeal

 

[CBoukal]

I don't trust stairs anymore..
They always seem like they are up to something.

 

[cohibasurfer]

When she asks you to send a dick pic.

 

[kann]

I don't trust stairs anymore..
They always seem like they are up to something.

They are always looking down on you, too.

 

[Le Primauguet]

I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help. But I stand corrected.

 

[kann]

 

[CBoukal]

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people….

Unfortunately none of them work!

 

[CigarStone]

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There was a joke in Ohio about Dahmer-nose-pizza because he ate the noses of his victims.

 

[Darin]

Precious and few are the moments we Toucans share.

 

[kann]

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[kann]

I admittedly stole this from Mrs. PaulTra's Facebook post. I warned him I was going to do so if he didn't post it in a timely manner.

 

[CBoukal]

Penis says to his balls
“I’m going to take you two too a party”
The balls reply
“You fucking liar!!! You always go inside alone and leave us outside knocking”

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[Eqwhipped]

They are always looking down on you, too.

Ignoring them is a step in the right direction.