Thought’s Dad Joke Thread

[IngloriousBasterd]

We should probably stop before we fowl up this thread.

Yeah and you will be walking away with egg on your face

 

[Eqwhipped]

Yeah and you will be walking away with egg on your face

Flock you!

 

[Le Primauguet]

We should probably stop before we fowl up this thread.

Too late this one's already flown the coop.

 

[smellysell]

Too late this one's already flown the coop.

You guys are a bunch of cocks.

 

[kann]

This seems to have ruffled Justin's feathers.

 

[Nate1977]

This seems to have amplified Justin's ruffled feathers.

That seems better

 

[IngloriousBasterd]

That seems better

You foweled it up now

 

[kann]

You foweled it up now

I don't know what you are crowing about. It's fine. Everything's fine...

 

[Eqwhipped]

I don't know what you are crowing about. It's fine. Everything's fine...

Now that's talking turkey!

 

[Eqwhipped]

Now that's talking turkey!

Sorry I couldn't help myself, but comments like that will get you roasted.

 

[drunkfish3]

 

[Thoughts]

My wife kicked me out because of my horrible Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes, but don't worry....

I'll be returning....

 

[ChuckJr]

When I die, I want to go calmly in my sleep like Grandpa.




Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car!

 

[cohibasurfer]

 

[kann]

 

[TexasTraveler]

 

[CigarStone]

My wife kicked me out because of my horrible Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes, but don't worry....

I'll be returning....

Did you hear that Mickey Mouse kicked Mini Mouse out?

He said she was fucking Goofy

 

[Nate1977]

There was an elderly couple in their 80s, the man got mad at the wife , and says I'm goings to go out and find a 20 year old.
So she replys to hell with it I'm going to go out and find a 20 year old too , but remember 20 goes into 80 more times then 80 goes into 20.

 

[CigarStone]

There was an elderly couple in their 80s, the man got mad at the wife , and says I'm goings to go out and find a 20 year old.
So she replys to hell with it I'm going to go out and find a 20 year old too , but remember 20 goes into 80 more times then 80 goes into 20.

Gross!

 

[CBoukal]

What has 50 teeth and holds back a monster….


My zipper