Not A Nice Person
Pink.
Well.
Given Hollywood's ongoing penchant for ill-advised remakes of timeless classics (throws shade at Ghostbusters) it is entirely possible that they will eventually make a more absurdly crappy one than Point Break, but . . . oh, they're really going to have to WORK at it to suck as badly.
One seldom sees such jaw-dropping locations and stunts in the service of that big a festival of crap. And the "actors!" They may not have actually HAD manbuns and ear gauges, but I'm telling you---manbuns and ear gauges were definitely IMPLIED. Subliminal manbuns, that's what I'm saying. Ditto with the "love interest," who had literally the ONLY female speaking part in the entire sausage fest. She didn't *actually* have unshaven armpits braided into dreads, but she totally had the VIBE of unshaven armpit dreads.
All it lacked was a Mountain Dew product placement.
~Boar
Given Hollywood's ongoing penchant for ill-advised remakes of timeless classics (throws shade at Ghostbusters) it is entirely possible that they will eventually make a more absurdly crappy one than Point Break, but . . . oh, they're really going to have to WORK at it to suck as badly.

One seldom sees such jaw-dropping locations and stunts in the service of that big a festival of crap. And the "actors!" They may not have actually HAD manbuns and ear gauges, but I'm telling you---manbuns and ear gauges were definitely IMPLIED. Subliminal manbuns, that's what I'm saying. Ditto with the "love interest," who had literally the ONLY female speaking part in the entire sausage fest. She didn't *actually* have unshaven armpits braided into dreads, but she totally had the VIBE of unshaven armpit dreads.
All it lacked was a Mountain Dew product placement.

~Boar