The "I'm Back to participating on the board" Contest

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"and with only 27 years' training, ELittle finally learned to use the big boys' potty"

Hahahahahahaha! :thumbs:

Good entries so far.

 

[alexgtp]

"does this toilet make my ass look big?"

 

[beaucredo]

I have to say I am so far please with many of the entries...There are still 2 days left, and the jury is still out!

 

[Matty_Vegas]

But I did just save a ton on my car insurance!

 

[CigarStone]

Since I already entered once this won't count but it's what I wish I had entered:

"Ooh boy I can't wait to see the look on dumbo's face when he looks in his new cool-i-dor"

 

[half full monty]

come on ice cream!

 

[MX]

Welcome back Leo


"Will it be a Sigfreid or a Roy?"

Tim

 

[jlada]

"With an infinite amount of patience and effort, man has taught an elephant to use the shitter. The quest for women to make sense still remains unsolved."

 

[beaucredo]

great job guys...the contest has been closed, and I will read over all of them tomorrow, and pick my favorite. What I plan on doing is copy/pasting into word and then picking my favorite, this is so I don't have any bias towards anyone.

thanks all for participating :thumbs:

 

[mmburtch]

Now that it's over I can post the entry I should have entered.

"Today, Rep. Tancredo (R-CO) was seen blowing something other than cigar smoke into Rep. Kieth Ellison's(D-MN) office."

 

[beaucredo]

I unfortunately have run into long days at work (I am there now) as I am working for a congressional campaign and the election is in 27 days. I will have time to look at these on Saturday. I apologize to the winner, and I will include an extra special stick to the winner to make up for the delay.

 

[beaucredo]

This is the Winner! Congrats...PM will be sent soon :thumbs:

My Entry:

"This is The Pepsi Center donation dropoff for October, right?"