The great newbie wars of "05

[Bargogirl]

Nobody

Who's this "General" you keep talking about?

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Nothing but a minor annoyance.

And what's this about a war?

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Something I observed during my rounds on the battlefield...

To Quote Monty Python's "Holy Grail":

Guy with a wheel barrel, "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

Newbie with AVB, "Here, I've got one for you"

AVB (over Newbs shoulder, weak fading voice), "I'm not dead yet, I'm feeling better!"

Guy with the wheel barrel, "I can't take him unless he's dead!"

Newbie, "Awe, he's mostly dead, can't you just hang around a few more minutes until he kicks off?"

AVB (still over the Newbs shoulder, sounding even weaker), "I'm feeling much better, I think I'd like to go for a walk now."

Newbie & Wheel barrel guy, "Oh, shut up!"

Wheel barrel guy looks at Newbie and motions towards shovel nearby.

WHACK! WHACK!

Newbie & Wheel barrel guy, "Problem solved, good day!"

AS WHEEL BARREL GUY CONTINUES DOING HIS ROUNDS, YOU HEAR IN THE DISTANCE...
"Bring out your dead!" "Bring out your dead!"

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How many FOGS does it take to lift an EMPTY wheel barrel??


ZERO! The damn walkers and wheel chairs keep gettin' in the way!!! :laugh: :laugh:


NEWBIES ROCK THE THREAD!!!

 

[Bargogirl]

Belly dancing?

My girlfriend was going to take that class too...

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Actually, I'm the belly dancer in the family - it's very trimming!

 

[AVB]

Marine saying to learn and remember: Newbies too full of themselves are usually eating sh*t.

Why do you need 100 newbies to read something?

Because they are so dim.


Why do newbies always keep their heads down?

They are looking for a clue


Why are newbies like high school seniors?

Because it takes them a few years to realize that they really didn't know anything.


Why are newbies like roaches?

Because they're always underfoot.

How many FOGS does it take to lift an EMPTY wheel barrel??


ZERO! The damn walkers and wheel chairs keep gettin' in the way!!! :laugh: :laugh:


NEWBIES ROCK THE THREAD!!!

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[Bargogirl]

He has left you hanging, admit it. He has come to the realization that you guys failed.

:sign:

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Hey bfreebern,

Your girlfriend is calling and wants you to get home now!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Stoopid FOGS! Can't lift their heads high enough to look past the boobs!! :laugh: :laugh:

However, that certainly doesn't explain the lower half... :whistling: :laugh: :laugh:

NEWBS RULE!!!

 

[psyktek]

Guy with a wheel barrel, "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!"

wheel-barrow NOT "barrel"!!


Stoopid newblets!!!! :sign: :sign: :sign:

 

[psyktek]

A bomblette from a newblette snuck in under the radar yesterday and annoyed the dog with its fizzle. :laugh:

Seriously, some old standbys and favorites. But why aren't you posting here anymore you silly futbol girrrllll?!? :laugh: :laugh:

 

[skrgrl74]

:0 I haven't had much to say lately so I have been keeping under the radar. It's not like some FOG bombed me to smitherines or anything I have also been stocking up on more weapons of destruction so be on the lookout you never know when I'm gonna strick next, or whom!!!! :0

 

[wicked stick]

Some furgal old fart got hit From san jose HAHAHHA The newbies strike Yet again HAHAHAHHA :whistling:

 

[psyktek]

I don't know as I'd call that a "strike"; more like a tap on the shoulder, or maybe being nudged by a small mouse. :sign: :sign:

 

[Tuxindy]

Back from vacation and ready to get back into the fight. All I need is a name because I have a lot anger towards old people right now and I want them to feel my wrath PM me ASAP I want some FOG's

 

[AVB]

As first said by Little Walter in 1955

BOOM BOOM Out go the lights!

 

[bfreebern]

He has left you hanging, admit it.  He has come to the realization that you guys failed.

:sign:

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Hey bfreebern,

Your girlfriend is calling and wants you to get home now!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Stoopid FOGS! Can't lift their heads high enough to look past the boobs!! :laugh: :laugh:

However, that certainly doesn't explain the lower half... :whistling: :laugh: :laugh:

NEWBS RULE!!!

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LMAO. Not her face, but those are her boobs.

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[NorCalCigarLover]

Very close :0 and I genuflect to Freebern .... you are da man!

 

[AVB]

Targets Aquired, delivery vehicle on track, collateral damage warning: Danger Red.


Will newbies make it 'til the end?
Or will they crawl away and die?
Click Click Boom!
Click Click Boom!
Click Click Boom!

 

[AVB]

Draw up the papers, the end is nigh. 24 hours with no newbie response from the latest action. The troops are silent, the leadership is gone and their ammo almost totally expended.

We offer peace with honor, return to your rightful newbie place until you "get it" or forever be scorned as the loosers that you are. Do this and you will be spared.

 

[Peekay]

Draw up the papers, the end is nigh. 24 hours with no newbie response from the latest action. The troops are silent, the leadership is gone and their ammo almost totally expended.

We offer peace with honor, return to your rightful newbie place until you "get it" or forever be scorned as the loosers that you are. Do this and you will be spared.

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What?

:laugh:

 

[jolawson]

This could be the calm before the storm...

 

[ggiese]

This could be the calm before the storm...

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Yeah, right.... Hasta la Bye-Bye!!!!

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ......... :0

We offer peace with honor, return to your rightful newbie place until you "get it" or forever be scorned as the loosers that you are. Do this and you will be spared.

 

[Swissy]

We offer peace with honor, return to your rightful newbie place until you "get it" or forever be scorned as the loosers that you are. Do this and you will be spared.

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Hmmm... defeated, spared 'loosers' or going out with honor. Kinda like the 'dead hero or alive wimp' argument. Well, I guess I never was smart enough to make the 'accepted' choice- I do run INTO burning buildings after all...