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The great newbie wars of "05

NorCalCigarLover said:
.... seems that the group has retreated back to normalcy for the time being.
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NorCal....normalcy...please use that term loosly.... :whistling:
 
SamClemmons said:
Knifed! I'm killed. Just a few words before I shed this mortal coil. The world around me is beginning to dim and... wait... since when does blood smell like ketchup? Ha! He's killed the Heinz. Alas poor Heinz, I knew him well. Et tu Knifeman? Another lost soul bringing a knife to a gunfight... petty newbs... you never get as old as dead.
It would seem that this coup has been put down, your leader assassinated and your "pampered" army chaffed. You will all be required to sign oaths of allegiance after stacking your weapons.

NA
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You heard what the man said - let's see those hands where I can see 'em, and get those weapons stacked up... :angry:

You noobs are DONE!!! :p
 
ggiese said:
SamClemmons said:
Knifed! I'm killed. Just a few words before I shed this mortal coil. The world around me is beginning to dim and... wait... since when does blood smell like ketchup? Ha! He's killed the Heinz. Alas poor Heinz, I knew him well. Et tu Knifeman? Another lost soul bringing a knife to a gunfight... petty newbs... you never get as old as dead.
It would seem that this coup has been put down, your leader assassinated and your "pampered" army chaffed. You will all be required to sign oaths of allegiance after stacking your weapons.

NA
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You heard what the man said - let's see those hands where I can see 'em, and get those weapons stacked up... :angry:

You noobs are DONE!!! :p
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keep talkin that smack and I will knife your ass too.
 
I feel violated....Penetrated and abused...I opened my mailbox and a small unmarked box was placed inside...Serra (my dog) sniffed the box and gave me the okay.

What happened next will live in infamy...Nitro Glycerine...dynamite...C4...a 40 megaton nuclear bombs....soda and poprocks all put together could not cause as much distruction as this package did. It knocked down walls.small rhodents in california died from heart attack.

I will not surrender...I will not allow my domicile to be harmed like this..Retaliation is necessary

Now to pick out a target...
 
Somebody set up us the bomb!!!

Here is the story:

I get home from a crappy day at work. I was training new folks all day, one of my favorite bosses is going to retire early next month (just found out yesterday), my manager is leaving and my director is sick with cancer. That leaves no one between me and our evil CFO in our hospital.

I find a package waiting for me. The only note in it was "Somebody set up us the bomb". This was freaking awesome and just made my day. Knowing that someone had looked into the origin of my icon "All Your Base" and used that phrase was priceless. THANK YOU!

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Obviously got the address wrong on the box. You're nowhere near where I live. :(
 
It's good stuff, I promise. :(

The return address was from Minneapolis but it had "zig" in the address, which is another reference to "All Your Base"
 
Targets acquired, commence countdown





Faintly, way in the background, you can hear Barry Mcquire singing "Age of Destruction" :p
 
Anyone seen our fearless (?) leader as of late? did he perhaps get one too many FOG bombs and cannot write?

has he *gasp* floated over to the dark side?
 
Swissy said:
Anyone seen our fearless (?) leader as of late? did he perhaps get one too many FOG bombs and cannot write?

has he *gasp* floated over to the dark side?
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I've been wondering the same thing. ??? He received a bomb I sent yesterday and no word from him. No posts since 4/24 yet he is shown as "Last Active" today at 6:11 pm EST. Little weird if you ask me...
 
The motto of Marine Reconnaissance is:


SWIFT - SILENT - DEADLY.
 
I am really not involved in all this, but it seems like your leader may have given up. Maybe he was down to machine mades and Acids in his Humi!!
 
We have faith in our leader.
We refuse to believe these lies that the General would be caught, especially with an DE Acid in his mouth.
We are the Newbies!!!
 
No word from the commander in the Carolina front, in a few days. I hope he hasn't led his troops to slaughter and then bailed out on them.

No, NO, that could not be the case.
Could it?
 
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