Ok, who nuked me?

[Devil Doc]

Didn't you notice the powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? There's nothing more powerful than the odor of mendacity.


Doc.

My apologies to Tennessee Williams

 

[OpusXKC]

I have received the following message.

"...the suspects say to stop whining like a little girl and just take his fuggin medicine"



Some pics of the delivery.

"Why did you bring me a ceiling fan?"

"What's in here"

"Oh I see..."

More to follow after I get them off of the other camera

 

[Smokyballs]

I'll stop whining. You guys just don't understand how much this tears me up! F--K!!! (Tony, I'm getting unbelievably stabby!!!)

 

[insight]

It is about time Brad got owned. Great play mad bomber!

 

[siriusstoogie]

Two observations:

The box says Silent-Powerful motor. This is a methodical if not subliminally deranged "bomber" ???

The bag is from Outlaw, I would say it's a local job.

 

[Swifty]

Oh Brad... shut up and sit down. We all really love you around here so it could have been anyone of us Sit back, relax and enjoy the fruits of being a great BOTL and an outstanding member of CP.

Worry will only make you lose your hair :sign:

BITCH!

If you want to discuss your package with me you will have to call my 1-900 number. I wanna get paid to talk dirty!
:laugh:

Hats off to the stealth bomber! Well done! :thumbs:

So you didn't have anything to do putting this cluster bomb together? Dirty,dirty. Gather the troops and level me. I'll sit here and take it. If anyone wants to take the blame for this feel free to step up and I will not return fire. If I have to dig it out of you guys then my scorn will be unmatched!

"We're only kidding with you, we're having a party, we just came home and we haven't seen you in a long time and we're breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh. We're sorry, we didn't mean to offend you."

I'll stop whining. You guys just don't understand how much this tears me up! F--K!!! (Tony, I'm getting unbelievably stabby!!!)

"Okay, salud."...........................................................................
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"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[AVB]

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

 

[Smokyballs]

Yeah, and you see what happen to that asshole!

How am I fucking funny? Am I here to amuse you? What am I, A fucking clown?

 

[Smokyballs]

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

 

[Bsneed51]

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

Do you really think someone would give up a name that eas.....wait did you say a mixed box of premiums and super premiums? :whistling:

 

[AVB]

Believe this or not but I give you my word that I had absolutely nothing to do with the packaging of the box nor did I send you the bottle. However, you are welcome to add your thoughts here if you wish.

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

 

[Smokyballs]

Believe this or not but I give you my word that I had absolutely nothing to do with the packaging of the box nor did I send you the bottle. However, you are welcome to add your thoughts here if you wish.

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

I have no reason not to believe you! I will do the review anyway.

 

[sinnyc]

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

Do you really think someone would give up a name that eas.....wait did you say a mixed box of premiums and super premiums? :whistling:

If every man does indeed have his price, it would appear that Smokeyballs just found Brent's :sign:

 

[insight]

Mine involves burnt ends

 

[OpusXKC]

I'll give you a name.....ME :laugh: . Now where's my cigars

 

[Smokyballs]

Mine involves burnt ends

That could be arranged!

 

[Smokyballs]

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

Do you really think someone would give up a name that eas.....wait did you say a mixed box of premiums and super premiums? :whistling:

If every man does indeed have his price, it would appear that Smokeyballs just found Brent's :sign:

No, it would appear that there is honor among dirty bombing cocksuckers! I haven't got one pm from anyone. I'm proud that you guys can't be bribed. But I always have to question, if I say double the reward, what will shake loose!

 

[Swifty]

I want a written review of everything that was in the box.

Well Ray, since I figure that you had to have something to do with the bottle being exactly centered and padded in the box. I will amuse you with a review of "The Peat Monster"! I'll post it in the proper section!

Well since I'm going to take this beating, I won't post that I'm offering a bounty for names. A box of cigars(mixed premiums,super premiums) for a name! I won't post that you must be able to prove the member you accuse was involved!

Do you really think someone would give up a name that eas.....wait did you say a mixed box of premiums and super premiums? :whistling:

If every man does indeed have his price, it would appear that Smokeyballs just found Brent's :sign:

No, it would appear that there is honor among dirty bombing cocksuckers! I haven't got one pm from anyone. I'm proud that you guys can't be bribed. But I always have to question, if I say double the reward, what will shake loose!

OMG! That's just wrong! PM sent with complete list including photographic evidence.......................................





















I kid! I kid! :laugh:

 

[GolfNut]

Ok, I obviously am too new to know shiat about any of this, BUT, when I see the pics of all the smokes BEHIND that guy, HOLY CR@P, let alone whatever was in that huge friggin box! Man, I don't know what I'd do if we had any kind of local shop around here that had a selection that big!
Sometimes, it just SUCKS to live in a small town! I really look forward to visiting a real cigar shop one day!
Thanks for posting those pics anyway!

And now, back to the regular program...sorry to take this off topic......

 

[Smokyballs]

Ok, I obviously am too new to know shiat about any of this, BUT, when I see the pics of all the smokes BEHIND that guy, HOLY CR@P, let alone whatever was in that huge friggin box! Man, I don't know what I'd do if we had any kind of local shop around here that had a selection that big!
Sometimes, it just SUCKS to live in a small town! I really look forward to visiting a real cigar shop one day!
Thanks for posting those pics anyway!

And now, back to the regular program...sorry to take this off topic......

I'll bring you up to speed. I'm Brad, I manage the Outlaw Cigar Co. in Kansas City! The box is a large bomb from people that think I'm a worthy target. This is totally absurd because who would send a great big box of cigars to a guy who works in a cigar store? Now, not that I'm not grateful to have enough cigars to smoke for a month or so that I don't have to pay for, but these guys paid full retail for these cigars. It saddens me to the point of tears that I don't know the culprit or culprits of this caper. I have agreed how ever to sit back this time and just take the beating. I have not posted that I will pay a bounty of 50 mixed premium and super premium cigars for information that leads me to the would be bombers. Now comes the part where I don't post about an extended deal. 100 cigars, a Xikar or Palio cutter(your choice), a Xikar lighter and a signed Padron ashrtay! The right information that brings me the retribution that I sorrily need. But of course I'm not offering any of this because I'm a good guy and once again I have agreed to sit back and take it. Enjoy your 4th everybody!