Ok, who nuked me?

[AVB]

Here in the Amish country they have a practice called "shunning". I'd venture to say that will be the least of the problems to anyone that happens to take up your offer.

 

[GolfNut]

Ok, I obviously am too new to know shiat about any of this, BUT, when I see the pics of all the smokes BEHIND that guy, HOLY CR@P, let alone whatever was in that huge friggin box! Man, I don't know what I'd do if we had any kind of local shop around here that had a selection that big!
Sometimes, it just SUCKS to live in a small town! I really look forward to visiting a real cigar shop one day!
Thanks for posting those pics anyway!

And now, back to the regular program...sorry to take this off topic......

I'll bring you up to speed. I'm Brad, I manage the Outlaw Cigar Co. in Kansas City! The box is a large bomb from people that think I'm a worthy target. This is totally absurd because who would send a great big box of cigars to a guy who works in a cigar store? Now, not that I'm not grateful to have enough cigars to smoke for a month or so that I don't have to pay for, but these guys paid full retail for these cigars. It saddens me to the point of tears that I don't know the culprit or culprits of this caper. I have agreed how ever to sit back this time and just take the beating. I have not posted that I will pay a bounty of 50 mixed premium and super premium cigars for information that leads me to the would be bombers. Now comes the part where I don't post about an extended deal. 100 cigars, a Xikar or Palio cutter(your choice), a Xikar lighter and a signed Padron ashrtay! The right information that brings me the retribution that I sorrily need. But of course I'm not offering any of this because I'm a good guy and once again I have agreed to sit back and take it. Enjoy your 4th everybody!

WOW Brad! Thank you for taking the time out to clue me in, and congrats on having one of the coolest jobs there are.

Geez, with a bounty like that, I'd be tempted to call in DOG (if he's outta that Mexican jail yet) and track down the culprit.
Better yet though, just relax with some great smokes and enjoy the fact that someone here thinks enough of you to bomb the crap out of your cigar store! :laugh:
Got some great folks on this board.
Happy 4th to you and all the conspirators out there!

 

[Bsneed51]

WOW Brad! Thank you for taking the time out to clue me in, and congrats on having one of the coolest jobs there are.

Geez, with a bounty like that, I'd be tempted to call in DOG (if he's outta that Mexican jail yet) and track down the culprit.
Better yet though, just relax with some great smokes and enjoy the fact that someone here thinks enough of you to bomb the crap out of your cigar store! :laugh:
Got some great folks on this board.
Happy 4th to you and all the conspirators out there!

Yeah, but that's not Brad's style. He just likes to piss and moan and complain. He's really just a surly bastard. :laugh:

 

[NullSmurf]

For those of you who don't know just exactly HOW crazy Brad, the Smok E Balls is, just look this thread over.

Please, for the sake of the CHILDREN, fess up now before its too late!

Oh, and if you don't want to look too much like a shit for ratting the bastid out, have Brad send the package to SMITTY for the troops!

 

[sinnyc]

Ok, I obviously am too new to know shiat about any of this, BUT, when I see the pics of all the smokes BEHIND that guy, HOLY CR@P, let alone whatever was in that huge friggin box! Man, I don't know what I'd do if we had any kind of local shop around here that had a selection that big!
Sometimes, it just SUCKS to live in a small town! I really look forward to visiting a real cigar shop one day!
Thanks for posting those pics anyway!

And now, back to the regular program...sorry to take this off topic......

Although I feel your pain regarding your lack of a nearby B&M, you don't really need one - you've got CP!

Give Brad a call at the Outlaw and he can set you up with damn near anything you need - including some things you didn't KNOW you needed until he pointed them out to you. You can also talk to Mark (Norcalmark) at Tower Cigars in CA, Israel (Uptown_isy) at Uptown Cigars in NY, Al (puffstuff) in GA, and those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head - there are quite a few more. All are fine gentlemen and upstanding CP'ers and all of them have great selections and great deals.