Oh Puffy...I mean Puff Daddy cough oh, Puff the Magic Dragon

[Secret Santa]

Puff the Magic Dragon
The fat man calls to you
Jesus Joseph and Mary
Or Peter Paul and Mary
What fillings of the stocking shall I do?

Santa needs your help with a list
And the big man needs it stat!
My list is short on patience
But cooperation can help that

What brands or varieties of cigars
Do you blow smoke from your wheels
Is there a stick or two
That will make you squeal?

Any taste for the sweet or bitter
Provided you are of age of course
Is there a snack or treat you want?
To facilitate talk and discourse

Give Santa a list
I'll check it twice
Since you saved a rider's tire
I' assume you've been nice

Let me know what I can send
Of the cigar variety due
Or any other wants
And I may add that too

May you holiday start Sunday
And last the next month through
Hoping you and yours are happy
With all the seasons to-do

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Who are you, and what have you done with Santa ???

 

[CBoukal]

Treat him right Santa!! He's normally a very low budget kind of guy!

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Hush up @CBoukal ! This could be my big chance to get a few sticks that cost more than a dollar !

 

[CBoukal]

Hush up @CBoukal ! This could be my big chance to get a few sticks that cost more than a dollar !

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Well so far you haven't answered Santa's questions

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Well so far you haven't answered Santa's questions

I'm thinking I'm thinking !

 

[PuffTheMagicDragon]

Dear Santa,

I finished my wish list, and am surprised that it only contains one entry. CIGARS.

I know that's pretty generic, but hey, I never met a cigar that I didn't like. Well, except for those full-strength sticks. They make me turn green.

Be well, and give my best to the rest of your staff.



Sincerely,

Puff The Magic Dragon

 

[Secret Santa]

So from your response, this could be grape white owls.

What ring gauges do you prefer?

Is/are there stick you have wanted to try but have not?

And, what does "full strength" mean to you? Cause on this board, full strength could be a Macanudo for some or a Padron for others.

I mean, "green" is a Christmas color.