Oh Puffy...I mean Puff Daddy cough oh, Puff the Magic Dragon

[Secret Santa]

Puff the Magic Dragon
The fat man calls to you
Jesus Joseph and Mary
Or Peter Paul and Mary
What fillings of the stocking shall I do?

Santa needs your help with a list
And the big man needs it stat!
My list is short on patience
But cooperation can help that

What brands or varieties of cigars
Do you blow smoke from your wheels
Is there a stick or two
That will make you squeal?

Any taste for the sweet or bitter
Provided you are of age of course
Is there a snack or treat you want?
To facilitate talk and discourse

Give Santa a list
I'll check it twice
Since you saved a rider's tire
I' assume you've been nice

Let me know what I can send
Of the cigar variety due
Or any other wants
And I may add that too

May you holiday start Sunday
And last the next month through
Hoping you and yours are happy
With all the seasons to-do