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NEWBIES UNITE!

denverdog said:
bfreebern said:
mysterea said:
Okay ya old coots, this is bullshit
I, for one, will show no mercy.

You'd better be on the front porch when this shit arrives, I can hear the clarion call of 'get off my lawn!' being screamed from around the world!

Rob
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You talk a lot of shiz for someone who has a picture of himself drinking a wine cooler.

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LOL now that is funny. Wait a second but don't you have a picture of yourself... Never mind, you're on my team.
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x2 :laugh:
 
Gettin' ready to FUG up a FOG.

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Mick
 
Swissy said:
Jonesy said:
This is no longer just a strike on preembargo but a strike against all FOG's!! Empty the humi's, get out the boxes and tape, and jfields, you can get out your foam :laugh: . The time is upon us now to retaliate against the massive strike that has been launched against us. Find the geritol, depends, viagra, and old guy smokes so they will know with whom they are dealing. We must come together one and all to defend ourselves against this ruthless attack!
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even that was stolen from a FOG :whistling:

And you ain't seen NOTHIN' yet... Foam? that is now for amateurs...
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Yup! I'll admit that one........................A Swissy original! :laugh:
 
denverdog said:
LOL now that is funny. Wait a second but don't you have a picture of yourself... Never mind, you're on my team.
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The newer "newbs" don't know that Jonas. Sheesh, maybe you should turn in your badge and hop the fence :sign:
 
Jonesy said:
Calling out all newbies. The preemptive strike that was in the plan to those of you I had talked to is now in motion. Unleash the firepower!!!!! We cannot let the FOG's show us up in this situation. We must stand together and fight back! Let the bombs fly boys!!!!!!
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NEWBIES UNITE! We want you.

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denverdog said:
bfreebern said:
mysterea said:
Okay ya old coots, this is bullshit
I, for one, will show no mercy.

You'd better be on the front porch when this shit arrives, I can hear the clarion call of 'get off my lawn!' being screamed from around the world!

Rob
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You talk a lot of shiz for someone who has a picture of himself drinking a wine cooler.

:sign:
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LOL now that is funny. Wait a second but don't you have a picture of yourself... Never mind, you're on my team.
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I go to lunch and the ol' boys get beer muscles? Did you not read my post in the other thread?
 
jfields said:
denverdog said:
bfreebern said:
mysterea said:
Okay ya old coots, this is bullshit
I, for one, will show no mercy.

You'd better be on the front porch when this shit arrives, I can hear the clarion call of 'get off my lawn!' being screamed from around the world!

Rob
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You talk a lot of shiz for someone who has a picture of himself drinking a wine cooler.

:sign:
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LOL now that is funny. Wait a second but don't you have a picture of yourself... Never mind, you're on my team.
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x2 :laugh:
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I'd say x3, but it looks more like a Shirley Temple to me...

btw, can anyone say "atomic dust cloud"? Or perhaps, "nuclear winter" is more appropriate for what is coming.

Dayum!!! :laugh:
 
denverdog said:
Seth said:
Sheesh, actually work for 15 minutes and people think you are AWOL.

Don't worry Jonesy, I got your back. Launch is imminent!!!



Seth
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Did you noobs take a minute and count the launch codes that preembargo posted? You are far over matched and your recruiting is in shambles.. Start over but until then:

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Jonas...newb or not? That is the question...the decision was simple for me...
 
BobbyRitz said:
Jonas...newb or not? That is the question...the decision was simple for me...
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:laugh: Yep a milestone of sorts but somehow I got invited to sit at the grown ups table for this meal. Although the shot at freebern was almost my undoing!
 
Seth, jfields, Enerjay, mysterea, and myself will go after target #1.....the rest of you fire at will at whoever you choose!
 
Jonesy said:
Seth, jfields, Enerjay, mysterea, and myself will go after target #1.....the rest of you fire at will at whoever you choose!
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I don't think there really is a "rest of you"
 
Holy Shit I come home from a long day of finales too see that us Newbies are already at War. Now this is great, you FOG's dont know what is instore for you. One poor bastid after the other :laugh:
 
Jonesy said:
Calling out all newbies. The preemptive strike that was in the plan to those of you I had talked to is now in motion. Unleash the firepower!!!!! We cannot let the FOG's show us up in this situation. We must stand together and fight back! Let the bombs fly boys!!!!!!
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Well, apparently the lines have been drawn. I woke up this morning late, sore, tired .. had to rush to get ready in 15 minutes to head out the door ... when I come down the stairs half in a fog trying to rush out the door, I see a pile of mail sitting at the bottom of the steps. I bent down to pick it up and I heard the ticking. I just had enough time to dive down the next flight of stairs before the bomb took out my entryway. You would think my house-mate would have more sense than to leave a bomb right in the middle of the walkway. Jeremy should know better. I'm almost thinking he is cahoots w/ Jonesy. And even though I really need to remodel my house, it would be nice to CHOOSE what parts to remodel.....

You shall pay ... I thought I was doing a nice thing setting up that pass ... show the Newbs the way. But no .. you go and stab me in the back. Duck for cover. You can't hide.

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I'm all about slinging some white owls at a FOG!

Just sent the wife to Eckerds to pick a few box's of swishers!!!!!! :whistling:
 
Newbies.......be calm..........

Never rush into battle.

Well fortified FOG's will not be decimated by a bunch of us newbies going off half cocked (back to the dick zipper thing). Give them time to stock up on depends and dentucream while we organize our plan.

Can also be read as.......Holy shit just because I did some work in my basement and didn't reply to every reply in the NEWBIES UNITE thread everybody thought poor Brian was blowing wind up his own skirt!
 
LOYD said:
I'm all about slinging some white owls at a FOG!

Just sent the wife to Eckerds to pick a few box's of swishers!!!!!! :whistling:
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I am pretty sure I have a monopoly on the white owls
 
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