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NEWBIES UNITE!

insight said:
I hear a lot of talk from your side but not much exploding. Are you sure when you were talking about 'bombs dropping' you weren't thinking of I dunno, us laughing at you?
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Some of us are just making it to the battle to reinforce those who have already seen action. You won't be able to see these next few rounds before its way too late..

I get to borrow a new toy from the lab for this weekend.
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Mrepp said:
SamClemmons said:
"Newbies Unite" ... LMAO.
Whatcha gonna do, make one big dumb NEWB?

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LMFAO the best line in this topic.
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I have to say, if calling us 'dumb' is the best line of this topic, you're in a sorry state.
You couldn't have made a voltron reference or something?
I'll do you a favor and come up with one:

From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of Noobtron, Defender of the Universe, a mighty squad, loved by noobs, feared by FOG's. As Noobron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the noobish planets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible FOG menace threatened the galaxy. Noobron was needed once more. This is the story of the super force of cigar explorers, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring back Noobron, Defender of CigarPass!

*laugh reel*

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mysterea said:
Mrepp said:
SamClemmons said:
"Newbies Unite" ... LMAO.
Whatcha gonna do, make one big dumb NEWB?

NA
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LMFAO the best line in this topic.
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I have to say, if calling us 'dumb' is the best line of this topic, you're in a sorry state.
You couldn't have made a voltron reference or something?
I'll do you a favor and come up with one:

From days of long ago, from uncharted regions of the universe, comes a legend; the legend of Noobtron, Defender of the Universe, a mighty squad, loved by noobs, feared by FOG's. As Noobron's legend grew, peace settled across the galaxy. On Planet Earth, a Galaxy Alliance was formed. Together with the noobish planets of the solar system, they maintained peace throughout the universe, until a new horrible FOG menace threatened the galaxy. Noobron was needed once more. This is the story of the super force of cigar explorers, specially trained and sent by the Alliance to bring back Noobron, Defender of CigarPass!

*laugh reel*
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Umm ... not quite ... it is more like this:

One big puffed up NooB; too big for his own britches. Just a lot of Fluff!!
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And then the FOGs come along and put him back in his place:
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Now you get it? :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
"We've been going about this all wrong, this Mr. Stay Puft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble"
 
all I hear is blah blah blah
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One by one... newbies are falling and gonna keep doing so.
 
Aw hell, I was trying to think of something brilliant to say but can't seem to find the words so:

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Two away!

Charlie
 
Swissy said:
all I hear is blah blah blah
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One by one... newbies are falling and gonna keep doing so.
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Pfff....

Sit down and wait for the fireworks.

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Fresh off the printer..
 
Man you FOG's are looking shabby for being FOG's :laugh: I think Swissy is still hurting. :(
 
Ya know, i've been reading through all this FOG hot air BS, and it's obvious to me these dumb #ucks have alot of hot air (farts) and nothing to back it up with. I'll be launching another 5 nukes manyana, RIP you old fog pos's. Sorry if i haven't entered into the fray earlier today, i do have a job, like catching snapper and grouper :p
 
grateful1 said:
enerjay said:
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These just boil down to this: 56 a4 24 29 21 14 c9 2a 5e 0b


Now stop playing with Mr Winky while you post these photos!


<very nice -btw>
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You better hope he was done playing with mister winky when he packaged your bomb! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh yeah, ummmmmmm that's plume!
 
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Gator - Great line about the Vah-Jay-Jay.... 2 funny!

Some of us have to work to pay for this "filthy habit." Rest assured Brother Noobs I am arming the devices.

What's with Mr. Pete's facination with my E-PENIS being so LARGE? Kinda weird don't ya think? Anywho... gotta get in my Hummer 3 and go to a work function for awhile. Stay safe and for God's sake don't let the FOG get ya riled up... it wastes vital energy best diverted to the arsenal.

Later..... OH and FOG's ..... welcome from .....

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Also, it's obvious the FOG's post during the day while trolling for fat chicks at the library. I thought old decrepit losers (see FOGs) that diddled their 2 inches of baby dick while at a public library would have been arrested by now. Guess they are truly stealthy?
 
Swissy's talking smack from the couch, cuz that dude can't even walk yet.

All this talk about noobs going down, all I know of is Jonesy and all I see are some bombs asail from FOG leader and then....nothing. It's completely quiet. Aside from all this digital meaningless jabber.

We'll start counting bodies on Monday. I predict when the sun rises on that day; yes, as early as Monday, the NEWBS will declare victory and the FOGS will be left speechless. They'll turn to their great defender, the almighty SamClemmons, and the giant mutters,

"You NEWBS are dumb."

And it will be done.

Oh, the drama is killin' me. :thumbs:

Mick

PS I really hate those smiley things. Can someone, anyone, think of something as effective and less annoying?
 
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